"You're his father." - What? You told me Greedo was his father! No, you shot first.
I'll see you at conventions for the next 40 years.
:Rey and Finn are running towards a spacecraft, Finn points out a craft to the side as an option:
"What about that one?"
"That one is garbage."
:the ship they're running towards is blown-up by the TIE fighters:
"The garbage will do!"
Kevin: "Golden Corral's new slogan!"
I actually laughed good and hard at that one.
Dune... Desert planet.. :D
Loved Kevin going into total Ric Flair mode after Finn let out a "Whooo!"
Kevin doing a Jar Jar impression when Luke turned around at the end.
Finn in the gunner seat: "I'm getting pretty good at this"
You're literally wearing the jacket of the dead last guy you did this for.
"This is the ship that made the Kessel run in 14 parsecs?"
"TWELVE!"
Don't make me come in there and fan service you young lady.
"I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy"
That's the downside to every planet having only one kind of landscape.
That reminds me of a Star Wars drinking game I heard in college in the 90's: "Take a drink every time an entire planet is described as having a single climate."
"I went back to the only thing I was ever good at."
Yelling at people to get off my plane.
what was the line when han gets killed