Cory Haim?
Mario Lopez?
Bo Hopkins?!
The Mid-90s?!
This Riff is going to be a fantastic!
I didn't learn anything. In fact, I'll go farther and say that this film actually forcibly removed knowledge from my mind, leaving me dumber for having watched it.
I learned that Bo Hopkins still has a thing for Wings Hauser.
I learned that Bo Hopkins wasn't nearly as thrilling and boozy to have in this one as he was in the other movies, Wings Hauser must be the Jack Lemon to his Walter Matthau. Also learned that before this movie Bo Hopkins got his hair cut by a blind person operating an electric weed-whacker who was inspired by Jim Carey in "Dumb and Dumber."
I mean, YIKES!
Axe suicide. Apparently there is such a thing.
I forgot about that! He turned the axe on himself. :highfive:
I learned supernatural invisible wolf-things are scared of bullets, somehow.
Some movies don't earn their R ratings at all. This looks like one of those flicks hacked up after the fact by the studio to make PG-13, but I thought that only started happening in the 2000s.
Mario Lopez is white.
If you must abandon your vehicle, you should leave it in the middle of the road near a blind curve.
It turns out the most flammable parts of a house are NOT the concrete steps and green shrubbery.
I learned about woof attacks.
I learned that around the hour mark, the guys were thinking the same as me: shouldn't there be some gratuitous lingerie scenes by now?
And I even thought of the same joke of having it be one of the men wearing one-- only I thought of Corey Haim, not Mario Lopez.
The movie was surprisingly lacking in cheesecake.
I learned that when someone tosses me a recently worn gym shoe I should immediately stick my nose in it to take a whiff.
I learned that I may or may not want another beer.
I learned you can abandon an unlocked house on lakeside property for a decade and come back to find it in pristine condition.
Quote from: Lembach on June 29, 2015, 10:35:17 AM
I learned you can abandon an unlocked house on lakeside property for a decade and come back to find it in pristine condition.
Sheets covering the furniture does wonders.
I learned that it's an acceptable design accent to have a metal ladder on your hallway wall leading to an attic/crawlspace.
I learned invisible woofs were a big problem in the mid-nineties
I learned that there is apparently some significance to the house. Enough for the evil spirit to prevent it from getting burned. Despite the fact that the evil spirits live in the lake. Was the house their summer home too, or something?
I learned that Native American mysticism is useless. Ha, I'm just kidding, I already knew that.
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 30, 2015, 05:59:21 PM
I learned invisible woofs were a big problem in the mid-nineties
Oh, you don't know the half of it. I was a teenager in rural Michigan back then, and boy, the invisible woofs were all our parents ever warned us about. I used to walk to my Grandma's after school every day, and I'd follow the railroad tracks to because it was a shorter walk, but I was rolling the dice with my LIFE, every single day! I had to fight them off at least a dozen times. They'd pounce on me, but I was on the railroad tracks, so there was thankfully always a good-sized rock at arm's reach, and I just swung at where I thought the head was. . . so much invisible death and shedding of invisible blood.
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 30, 2015, 06:21:02 PM
I learned that Native American mysticism is useless. Ha, I'm just kidding, I already knew that.
That reminds me of a line from Mesa of Lost Women. "Asian man say random Bullshit, sound Profound"
Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2015, 08:23:53 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 30, 2015, 06:21:02 PM
I learned that Native American mysticism is useless. Ha, I'm just kidding, I already knew that.
That reminds me of a line from Mesa of Lost Women. "Asian man say random Bullshit, sound Profound"
Ha! I don't think I've seen that Rifftrax.
Quote from: NRRork on June 30, 2015, 06:47:31 PM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 30, 2015, 05:59:21 PM
I learned invisible woofs were a big problem in the mid-nineties
Oh, you don't know the half of it. I was a teenager in rural Michigan back then, and boy, the invisible woofs were all our parents ever warned us about. I used to walk to my Grandma's after school every day, and I'd follow the railroad tracks to because it was a shorter walk, but I was rolling the dice with my LIFE, every single day! I had to fight them off at least a dozen times. They'd pounce on me, but I was on the railroad tracks, so there was thankfully always a good-sized rock at arm's reach, and I just swung at where I thought the head was. . . so much invisible death and shedding of invisible blood.
You should have made an invisible woof coat out of 'em!
I learned that "runny eggs with extra ketchup" almost made me throw up. First time I actually wretched over a mst/rifftrax joke. Nice one, guys! 8)
"Golden Corral's newest slogan!" :clap:
"Golden Corral's even newer slogan!" ;D :clap:
I learned that I had forgotten how bad we all looked in the 90's with mom jeans...
Anytime that you want to talk about fears in your life the bait shop is a great place to go...
Did anyone else get "Were-wilf" flashbacks with some of that background music...it just needed that screech sound :)
Don't you mean "were-woof?"
I learned that if you were eleven in the 1940s, you will only be 21-ish in 1996.