Like the bus? I stole it off some puppet band.
Flowbee test subject.
Did he make his gun in shop class?!
She's outrunning you in three inch heels. Never mention you CIA credentials again!
Cthulhu's dick!
Shot a woman in the face with a shotgun.
Bullet proof pillows!? What is this, a Best Western?
<proceeds to cannonball through door>
Yep, that's a Best Western
"A complete brain and body transplant"
So they take a whole human and they transplant another whole human? I gotta get into that racket.
"The stench of Hai Karate is like a fist through the screen."
"You taste like Iron City and Steak-umms."
He says he's not Master Roshi, and he can't teach you the Kamehameha.
When the lame little taxi that serves double-duty as a old-fashioned car at a theme park violently crashes into a pedestrian.
Kevin: "Oh! That one felt real!"
Bill: "Yeah, that guy is dead!"
Funny thing is, it did look like a pretty damn real crash.
Later in the same chase scene when we're looking at a street/sidewalk and the guys are talking about how nice the place looks than all of the sudden a large slug-like creature slithers by and the guys react with horror and say all of the things they think it might have been. Mike: "I'm going to go with Cthulhu's dick!"
"Fight choreography by adorable newborn kittens!"
Now that's the sort of cat joke I like. And it was really well-timed.
Pretty much every time Mike does Ross Hagen's gravely voice I crack up.
"Well anyway this is a fun getaway after I stuck a gun in your mouth."