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RiffTrax Discussion => Individual RiffTrax Discussion => Hawk the Slayer => Topic started by: Darth Geek on October 17, 2014, 06:08:48 PM

Title: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: Darth Geek on October 17, 2014, 06:08:48 PM
"Sir Marvin of Mars!"

"A quick draw arrow contest. That's a thing, right?" "Nnnope!"

"Jeez, Jack. How does the scenery taste?"
Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: Trekker4747 on October 17, 2014, 06:53:36 PM
Pretty much any riff dealing with Palance's overacting. :lol:

Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: Darth Geek on October 17, 2014, 06:56:31 PM
Quote from: Trekker4747 on October 17, 2014, 06:53:36 PM
Pretty much any riff dealing with Palance's overacting. :lol:

"Deliver unto us, Lord, an acting legend in SERIOUS career decline-Well thank you!"
Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: Darth Geek on October 17, 2014, 07:46:47 PM
WE HAVE GOT THEE TO A MOTHER*BEEP*ING NUNNERY!

:clap: :clap:


All right! Checking in on our heroes was a mistake!

Ungrateful harpy. Dwarf! Upperdecker the holy water.
Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: abosch on October 18, 2014, 05:28:21 PM
All right! Checking in on our heroes was a mistake!

Ungrateful harpy. Dwarf! Upperdecker the holy water.


... Then Color It Clean!
Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: ScottotD on October 24, 2014, 08:17:36 PM
The U2 album ranking was awesome, that riff alone sold me this whole movie.

Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: mattwnelson on October 24, 2014, 10:21:25 PM
Yeah, the "How's that scenery taste, Jack?" was my favorite line. ROARED with laughter at that moment. That, and their reaction to the discovery that Jack was supposed to be that dude's son.
Title: Re: What riff Slayed you?
Post by: emperorcupcake522 on February 13, 2017, 03:08:51 PM
It's short for "Hawkbert"

Nobody friendzones Voltan!

This is one of the funniest riffs I've seen, a 10. Glad I picked it up last month since it's disappeared from the site.