Oh, don't get up Torgo!
The entire White Trash Twilight sketch.
All of the police officer/smooching teen jokes. They were among my favorite in the mst version, too.
"Yes, between the two of them Torgo seems to be the best candicate to bring in the luggage."
"Torgo's stained couch works its magic again."
"I think our daughter got into the valium."
"Sexual assault makes her only slightly annoyed."
UN arise! UN arise!