And the Burger King Kids Club was born.
I look like Urkel with a wedgie. Please get a crowbar.
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 19, 2013, 07:48:50 PM
I look like Urkel with a wedgie. Please get a crowbar.
Those were some seriously unflattering jeans.
That whole section was great, pretty girl on screen and the "please cut away" joke kills.
Dis gets a chance to rap, that was cool.
I say again -like in the "Stranger" thread- asses and jeans in the 80s and 90s did not get along.
"There's like 2 minutes left, when is he going to tell us the secret of the ooze?"
Spoiler
"Your brother died in a tragic P-Wing incident."
Not so much a favorite line, but a favorite moment. Like Mike I was very enthralled by the Mario 3 game in the background in that one family scene.
Pretty much the entire opening credit sequence. Especially when they were doing the "this is more 90's than..." bit.
After the encounter on porch between Vanilla Ice and Michael Gross after the day-long date at the world's least productive construction site; Vanilla leaves the porch, goes through the gate and leaves.
Mike: "What?! Not spin-jumping whimsically over the gate? Come on, Vanilla!"
"A young Marshal Mathers saw this and said 'I'll just work at a gas station.'" ...oh, if only that were true.
"Sure am glad I borrowed this top from middle-aged Diane Keaton tonight."
Best line they've written in a while.
"These are the parents from Transformers years later, right?"
Didn't appear in the riff, but applies perfectly: "This isn't a movie, it's a tampon commercial!"
"D.B.Cooper"
Oh, yeah, I was waiting for a One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest reference. Did I miss it?
I know it won't be invented for fifteen years, but why does it suddenly reek of Axe body spray?
Funniest line came from Vanilla Ice. When his posse inquires where he's going, and he quite seriously informs them he's going over to the girl's house to "shling a schlong".
Quote from: slackfarm on February 27, 2013, 05:45:02 PM
Funniest line came from Vanilla Ice. When his posse inquires where he's going, and he quite seriously informs them he's going over to the girl's house to "shling a schlong".
So very 90s.
[Vanilla walks up to the house and pounds on the door once as his "knock."]
Mike: Was that shlinging a shlong?!
I thought his catch-phrase was "Yep-yep."
No, his catchphrase is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
Quote from: Trekker4747 on February 27, 2013, 06:25:05 PM
[Vanilla walks up to the house and pounds on the door once as his "knock."]
Mike: Was that shlinging a shlong?!
For some reason I keep wanting a "she gets her shick out of shape" joke someone in relation to that scene. I know it makes no sense but it just "sounds" right in my head.
"And then Jay-z took me up on my problem solving offer.... I was there all night! Dude had almost a hundred!"44
The quote thing isn't working for me, but in response to losingmydignity, yes, I caught at least one Cuckoo's reference.
One of the guys (I think Mike) says something about 1/3 into the movie like "So [the wife] and Mr. Cheswick here are.... [punchline]."
As for my favorite personal lines, I loved all the references to early 90s/late 80s. The Mario 3 references were awesome. The more obscure the better... though now I'm really wondering if there's an alternate message if you beat the airship with the hammer brothers suit!
(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg543.imageshack.us%2Fimg543%2F7213%2Fsmassmb3kingthankshamme.png&hash=dbca76b7cf9412dce9db466e144bcb4aa1357676)
Kat: What are you doing here?
Ice: You aksed me
Kevin: Oh no, that was Lizzy Borden.
Anyone else have Futurama flashbacks from this?
"Tee hee! ...I mean, YO"
"Hold on a sec, I look like an idiot... (*flips hat around*)... there, fixed!"
"What, no rap version of Thin Lizzy's Boys are Back in Town? You're not trying to be awful hard enough, movie!"
"Drop that zero, I'm gonna get a gyro"
Great line (though I wish they didn't do the "hero sandwich" thing a bit later, which didn't quite work after such a similar joke earlier.
"We gonna go or what"
"Just waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer"
"Give me my ice and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the wiggity whack sun. "
"That's RIGHT! Girls are cheap, and I spend 'em like pocket change. And I wil--oh, hi, Honey! Hope you're enjoying the show. Love ya!"
"Drop that zero while I get gyro!" I relish this more for its viable use than its comedic effect for the overall riff as I frequent Mediterranean restaurants. It's just brilliant and never loses its applicability :)
I liked it because they pronounced "gyro" correctly. ;)
Oh, Jimmy Cliff. Were your unpaid tax bills in the 90's really this crippling?
Drop that zero and get with a hero!
"The quip that caused a worldwide lameness shortage."
"You wouldn't think the movie could get any more obnoxious with a scene without Vanilla Ice, but there you are."
"I totally stole these guys' organizers and they're totally pissed!"
"Where are your parents' valuables? I'm sorry but did you not realize this was a robbery?"
"I picked the shortest skirt I own for my first motorcycle ride. That was right?"
"Did somebody pump Thorazine into the house?"
"Ok granted, he is wearing a jacket that says 'I like kidnapping.' "
"I know it won't be invented for several more years, but why does it suddenly reek of Axe Body Spray?"
I'm changing my name to Reservoir Tip.
Haha I just came back to suggest the same line.