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RiffTrax Discussion => RiffTrax Presents => The Expendables => Topic started by: Thrashalla on September 13, 2012, 11:13:30 AM

Title: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Thrashalla on September 13, 2012, 11:13:30 AM
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/expendables
(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fedge-images.rifftrax.com%2Ffiles%2Firiffs-posters%2FExpendables_web_poster.jpg&hash=909cf26c64f13e933429145f88471fbff643a157)


t's kind of tough for me to differentiate between movies and real life, but I'm pretty sure it's historical fact that the Nazis dug up the Ark of the Covenant, and when they opened it, their faces melted off (wow, Indiana Jones sure messed up not letting it get to Hitler – nice work, genius). The moral to this tale: some things are best left buried and forgotten.

That being the case, here's Sly Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Eric Roberts in The Expendables. I no longer have a DVD of this movie – it's being examined by top men. Top... men.


http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/expendables
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: David on September 13, 2012, 04:27:25 PM
Is there a list of sync lines for this?
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: J Garth Wilcox on September 13, 2012, 07:22:49 PM
I'm assuming this is for the theatrical cut and not the director's cut. Looking forward to this.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Darth Geek on September 13, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
This is for the same cut that is on Netflix Instant, correct?
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: MrTorso on September 13, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
Quote from: David on September 13, 2012, 04:27:25 PM
Is there a list of sync lines for this?

The default download is just the MP3 but if you bring up all the files in your library you will see the zip with everything.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Space version 2.0 on September 14, 2012, 12:08:20 AM
Quote from: MrTorso on September 13, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
Quote from: David on September 13, 2012, 04:27:25 PM
Is there a list of sync lines for this?

The default download is just the MP3 but if you bring up all the files in your library you will see the zip with everything.

Though the link for the zip file isn't working for me.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Bob on September 14, 2012, 11:08:54 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 13, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
This is for the same cut that is on Netflix Instant, correct?

Let me call the FBI on this........after I rent it too.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: MartyS (Gromit) on September 14, 2012, 06:38:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 13, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
This is for the same cut that is on Netflix Instant, correct?

Seems to be, I let it run for about 10 minutes and it synced up fine, looks like the same release as the DVD I have.


Quote from: Space version 2.0 on September 14, 2012, 12:08:20 AM
Quote from: MrTorso on September 13, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
Quote from: David on September 13, 2012, 04:27:25 PM
Is there a list of sync lines for this?

The default download is just the MP3 but if you bring up all the files in your library you will see the zip with everything.

Though the link for the zip file isn't working for me.

Wasn't working for me either last night (the big button to download the zip), had to use the white "button" below that says "list of all files", the link for the zip that comes up on the next page worked fine.

Also, using Riffplayer the sync was way off, had to adjust the values quite a bit.
Maybe it was because I was using the DVD that came in the Blu-Ray/DVD set.
Here are the values that work for the disc I have:

riffdelay_init=90.151
riffstart=32.0
time_offset=0.999581001
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Gamera on September 16, 2012, 09:43:47 PM
Very funny! Great work Matthew
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: PontiusFeeb on September 17, 2012, 12:09:25 PM
It syncs with the Netflix streaming version.

I knew going in that this would be a bad movie, but I had no idea it would be THIS bad. As always, the Matthew J. Elliott riffs are favorites of my wife and mine. I especially love the killing catch-phrase puns. There's something about the English accent and sense of humor combined with Rifftrax that gets me every time.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Space version 2.0 on September 17, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
The Blu Ray/DVD combo is only $10 on Amazon and Best Buy. I watched the first 20 minutes via Netflix, good stuff so far.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on September 18, 2012, 07:20:19 AM
Once again Matthew, you knocked one out of the park!!  You are by FAR, the best solo riffer.  I would LOVE to hear you paired with Mike on one, but until then, you're aces in my book.  Riff-on  :clap:
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Thrifty on September 18, 2012, 03:03:41 PM
I just wonder if this reauthor is going to cause CloneDVD to spaz out like all of Matthews other riffs inexplicably do.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Lemming Howard on September 29, 2012, 01:44:05 PM
"I always wanted a car that sounded like John Candy farting."  Matthew J.  Elliot is so British.  (and I'm too lazy to start a favorite line thread.)
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Boogaloo on September 30, 2012, 01:28:56 AM
I just bought mine along with Hunger Games.  I'm still waiting on the Hunger Games rental from Netflix, but I'm re-authoring Expendables right now and looking forward to it VERY MUCH!  With the exception of Flatliners, I haven't bought any Rifftrax products since Breaking Dawn in February.

:highfive:
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Edward J Grug III on November 04, 2012, 04:27:14 PM
Just caught up with this one yesterday - Excellent work.

I cannot understand the positive reaction this movie managed to get. It's incredibly boring.

Great work Matthew! Working on 2?
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: matthew j elliott on November 05, 2012, 01:31:33 AM
Working, Edward J, but I doubt I'm allowed to tell you on what. Wait, does that sound right? On what? What on? What up? Anyhow, I think you'll be surprised. The YouTube clip has had an awful lot of hits in a very short time, although some commenters can't seem to forgive me for not being three people.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Edward J Grug III on November 05, 2012, 01:43:20 AM
Yeah, people often don't like things to be different.

Looking forward to the next one, whatever it is!
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Darth Geek on November 05, 2012, 10:10:15 AM
Quote from: matthew j elliott on November 05, 2012, 01:31:33 AM
Working, Edward J, but I doubt I'm allowed to tell you on what. Wait, does that sound right? On what? What on? What up? Anyhow, I think you'll be surprised. The YouTube clip has had an awful lot of hits in a very short time, although some commenters can't seem to forgive me for not being three people.
You're in England. Just get John Cleese and Simon Pegg to riff with you.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Thrifty on November 05, 2012, 10:59:17 AM
Quote from: matthew j elliott on November 05, 2012, 01:31:33 AM
Working, Edward J, but I doubt I'm allowed to tell you on what. Wait, does that sound right? On what? What on? What up? Anyhow, I think you'll be surprised. The YouTube clip has had an awful lot of hits in a very short time, although some commenters can't seem to forgive me for not being three people.
Why can't you just be 3 people?  It can't be that hard! Didn't you ever see Sybil?
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: matthew j elliott on November 05, 2012, 11:58:44 PM
Not after I read about the feud between her and Christine Baranski.
Title: Re: New RiffTrax Presents "The Expendables" featuring Matthew J. Elliott!!!
Post by: Miku Fan on August 25, 2014, 12:03:40 AM
This was a lot of fun.  I've deliberately avoided The Expendables, but Mr. Elliott provided a good reason to watch.  As with his other riffs, I found plenty to laugh about.  Some of his jokes were funny, too!  Can't wait to see my next MJE riff 8)

Thanks, Mr. Elliott  :clap: