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Title: HI!
Post by: Invader Tak on February 25, 2007, 03:30:26 AM
Hello, my name is Dana,  I've been a MST3k fan since the first cable season.    I  have been sitting here for weeks digitizing my MST tape collection to dvd "disability=free time" and in a futile effort to escape from 3-6 bad movies a day I was in a chatroom and bumped into the guy who does your Pal conversions. He told me all about it

So here I sit with Fugitive Alien II playing into a hard drive while the matrix plays on my portable, and I listen to the Rifftrax auido on my laptop.  Its such a relief to have this back! Not watched a day of tv since MST 3k went off the air.

  The only annoying thing is I'll have to go out and get more of these movies! The only one on the list I owned was the Matrix.

I just hope more movies I've actually SEEN get done.    How about  the recent remake of "The Time machine?"
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 25, 2007, 06:13:29 AM
Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Invader Tak,  The Porkerina, a Mexican Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

Title: Re: HI!
Post by: mrbasehart on February 25, 2007, 06:16:03 AM
Welcome Dana! Considering that Mike is pumping them out at a rate of one a week, I'm sure there'll be something you've seen either in the catalogue or coming soon!   ;D
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: BathTub on February 25, 2007, 07:17:31 AM
Hi Dana. Glad to see I didn't scare you off!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 25, 2007, 12:29:38 PM
Nah, that'd be platypus' job...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on February 25, 2007, 05:38:45 PM
"I am Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!"

Welcome!!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Reductio_ad_absurdum on February 25, 2007, 06:58:13 PM
In response to PirateGrl (by the way, is that pronounced "grrrrll" or "grllll"?):

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. whatever."

All hail to the almighty Tallest... and tacos!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on February 25, 2007, 07:34:15 PM
Quote from: Reductio_ad_absurdum on February 25, 2007, 06:58:13 PM
In response to PirateGrl (by the way, is that pronounced "grrrrll" or "grllll"?):

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. whatever."

All hail to the almighty Tallest... and tacos!

It's pronounced......grrrl I think....or just Girl.....lol

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!"
"I made it myself!"

Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 25, 2007, 10:42:23 PM
...or Sara, no 'H'...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on February 26, 2007, 05:06:52 AM
That's another good point.....
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 26, 2007, 01:12:12 PM
It's what makes me such a visionary.  I'm ahead of my time....






Unfortunately, I'm only about a half an hour ahead... :rimshot:  ~George Carlin
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 26, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
Hellllllllooooooo! is this thing on?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on February 26, 2007, 07:21:19 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 26, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
Hellllllllooooooo! is this thing on?

I don't think so....
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 26, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
Just checking....
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Minnesota on February 26, 2007, 09:09:34 PM
welcome, wow shunning tv, I could never do that
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 26, 2007, 09:42:45 PM
Yeah there's always plenty of unintentional moments of pure hilarity to be had, if you know where to look.  Or as Bob Ross would refer to them as 'Happy Accidents'...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on February 28, 2007, 07:10:52 PM
 :D

Another Speechless moment from Sara.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 28, 2007, 07:25:50 PM
Well, at least you never have to worry about laryngitis... :rimshot:
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 01, 2007, 05:09:30 AM
 :clap:
Nice one.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 01, 2007, 01:25:35 PM
*bows* Thanks I try...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 02, 2007, 12:13:01 PM
Yes....you try.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 04:09:33 PM
I'm not giving you too much difficulty, am I?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 04:56:50 PM
feeling guilty about something?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
About razzing her from time to time, yeah a bit...  About caaling you a spoony bard, suprisingly, not so much...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 05:41:22 PM
Heh , nice lol. 

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 06:18:19 PM
[Crimson Chin]"Great Jaws of Justice!!!"[/CC]
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 02, 2007, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 06:18:19 PM
[Crimson Chin]"Great Jaws of Justice!!!"[/CC]
laugh out loud.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 09:57:06 PM
You liked that one eh?, then how about this..
[Trixie Tang]"You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes."[/Trixie]
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 02, 2007, 10:26:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!

Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
[turns to Cosmo]
Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 10:27:13 PM
Congrats! looks like you're moving up in the world!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 03, 2007, 07:13:03 AM
Yay! I'm moving up in the world!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 03, 2007, 09:03:10 AM
Yes, yes you are, slowly but surely......
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 03, 2007, 08:56:05 PM
Well I feel special now.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:31:05 AM
 Just wait until you become a Magneto-cent member. When that happens you're gonna feel like drinking hot chocolate and break dancing on the front lawn. That is if you have a front lawn.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 02:44:21 PM
...and if you don't, Groucho? (have a front yard, that is)
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 02:44:21 PM
...and if you don't, Groucho? (have a front yard, that is)

Haven't thought that far ahead yet.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 03, 2007, 04:06:22 PM
[George Carlin]"That's me, I'm a visionary, I'm ahead of my time....










....Unfortunately, I'm only about an hour and a half ahead"[/GC] :rimshot:
said it before but I guess it bears repeating...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 03, 2007, 04:06:22 PM
[George Carlin]"That's me, I'm a visionary, I'm ahead of my time....












....Unfortunately, I'm only about an hour and a half ahead"[/GC] :rimshot:
said it before but I guess it bears repeating...

Did I just get served? ???
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Let me see.... *looks at Groucho's number, then at the tote board,*  Nope, not yet, too soon, try again later......
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 03:06:01 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Let me see.... *looks at Groucho's number, then at the tote board,*  Nope, not yet, too soon, try again later......

The service here is awful!! :angry:
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Minnesota on March 04, 2007, 03:33:42 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Let me see.... *looks at Groucho's number, then at the tote board,*  Nope, not yet, too soon, try again later......

since were on the subject Thom just hit "leet"
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 04:24:33 PM
Quote from: Minnesota on March 04, 2007, 03:33:42 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Let me see.... *looks at Groucho's number, then at the tote board,*  Nope, not yet, too soon, try again later......

since were on the subject Thom just hit "leet"

That still doesn't explain the lousy service! :angry:
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 08:31:05 AM
Just wait until you become a Magneto-cent member. When that happens you're gonna feel like drinking hot chocolate and break dancing on the front lawn. That is if you have a front lawn.

Laugh Out Loud.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 04:38:10 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 08:31:05 AM
Just wait until you become a Magneto-cent member. When that happens you're gonna feel like drinking hot chocolate and break dancing on the front lawn. That is if you have a front lawn.

Laugh Out Loud.


Are you laughing because you don't have a front lawn? Because that has been the subject of the last several posts. ;D
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 07:35:32 PM
Well he didn't say it would be easy....  BTW, Groucho, sorry for the slow service, I just wanted to afford everyone the opportunity to bear witness to my '1337||335'... :rimshot:


























....and now it's gone...
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

Cool. I've never seen real snow before. Seriously. Am I missing much?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Steve-O on March 04, 2007, 11:44:02 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

The Canadian rapper?  You must have very understanding neighbors.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Sharktopus on March 05, 2007, 12:16:18 AM
Quote from: Steve-O on March 04, 2007, 11:44:02 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

The Canadian rapper?  You must have very understanding neighbors.

I find it extremely disturbing that one-hit-wonder Canadian rapper Snow has been mentioned at least twice since the inception of this forum. I find it even more disturbing how well I remember "Informer."
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Minnesota on March 05, 2007, 01:30:45 AM

the return of the mack ^^^^
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 05, 2007, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

Cool. I've never seen real snow before. Seriously. Am I missing much?

It's snow.....
It's wet cold and white.....
What is there to be missing?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 05, 2007, 06:16:42 AM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 05, 2007, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

Cool. I've never seen real snow before. Seriously. Am I missing much?

It's snow.....
It's wet cold and white.....
What is there to be missing?
Sort of like Hillary Clinton, but with more warmth... :rimshot:
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Rufus T on March 05, 2007, 07:53:23 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 05, 2007, 06:16:42 AM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 05, 2007, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

Cool. I've never seen real snow before. Seriously. Am I missing much?

It's snow.....
It's wet cold and white.....
What is there to be missing?
Sort of like Hillary Clinton, but with more warmth... :rimshot:

Zing!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 05, 2007, 09:00:43 AM
Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: PirateGrl on March 05, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 05, 2007, 06:16:42 AM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 05, 2007, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 04, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 04, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
My front lawn is filled with snow thank you very much.

Cool. I've never seen real snow before. Seriously. Am I missing much?

It's snow.....
It's wet cold and white.....
What is there to be missing?
Sort of like Hillary Clinton, but with more warmth... :rimshot:
:clap:
Nice.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 05, 2007, 01:40:00 PM
and more likeability while we are on the topic
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Sharktopus on March 05, 2007, 11:34:24 PM
And, let's face it, a better shot at being our next president.

Wait, are we still talking about the Canadian rapper?  ;D
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Moose on March 06, 2007, 03:22:59 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 07:35:32 PM
I just wanted to afford everyone the opportunity to bear witness to my '1337||335'...

You have leet knees?
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Moose on March 06, 2007, 03:23:59 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus on March 05, 2007, 12:16:18 AM
I find it even more disturbing how well I remember "Informer."

"Informer" is a classic.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 06, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 03:22:59 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 07:35:32 PM
I just wanted to afford everyone the opportunity to bear witness to my '1337||335'...

You have leet knees?
Damn, that was pretty slick of you to notice.  In reality I don't do 'leet-speak'...... I of course meant '1337||355'....
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Moose on March 06, 2007, 11:45:55 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 06, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 03:22:59 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 07:35:32 PM
I just wanted to afford everyone the opportunity to bear witness to my '1337||335'...

You have leet knees?

Damn, that was pretty slick of you to notice.  In reality I don't do 'leet-speak'...... I of course meant '1337||355'....

:) You could've just said yes, and I'd have been fine with that.
Title: Re: HI!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 06, 2007, 12:21:00 PM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 11:45:55 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 06, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 03:22:59 AM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 07:35:32 PM
I just wanted to afford everyone the opportunity to bear witness to my '1337||335'...

You have leet knees?

Damn, that was pretty slick of you to notice.  In reality I don't do 'leet-speak'...... I of course meant '1337||355'....

:) You could've just said yes, and I'd have been fine with that.
Meh, that would've been way too easy, an dnow you have this lovely pyramid to boot.....