You know, I think you could retitle this thing, add some depressing ambient music, and even do some reediting and you'd have a pretentious indie film that would get raves from Roger Ebert or Mubi.
That film would also need I title. I suggest:
- My Dinner With Helen and Roberta
- Waiting For Miss Godot
- Andy Warhol''s "Room Job"
- Kindergarten A-Go-Go
Any more?
I'll take a shot at this. But can only think of one based on the dropped subplot.
-The Ironing Board
Mine takes after my fav line:
Cubbies - You Glorious Insane Bitch!
I am thinking something more gritty and real from the 70s.
"Panic at Building Block Park"
Stacking Blocks: The Conveniant Truth
Kindergarten of Children of Men (y'know, because of the ridiculously long takes)
also...
Rearranging Furniture in Real Time
Making Sure the Doors Open
Bathroom Access: How Not to Do It
OK, I'll play.
Make it a really boring horror movie as Block Corner Massacre. You know, those 2 guys said they had more stuff to deliver and WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN!!!
For a mystery: Where's The Clay?
Going more art house, simply: Table Games.
And one that has a little double entendre, and rips of a pretty bad movie: Pushing Wood
Try a 2nd shot at this.
-Smooth Blocks
or would it be better with just
-Smooth
Mrs. Krabapple Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved Stacking Blocks
"How The Furnace Fire Started"
"Frumpy Beauty and the Beast"
"Exhibit A"
-Much Ado About Nothing
No, that it taken.
-Transformers 5
Like anyone will notice.
-The Cryptic Trials and Tribulations of the Preparations of Kindergarten Room #1
How about
Why Did I Major in Early Childhood Development?
No, Really, Being a Teacher Is Worth the Tedium
or maybe
The Results of Being Locked up for Eight Hours a Day with Shrieking Five-Year-Olds on Normal Human Behavior
Hmm... let's see here. How about some enticing feel-good titles?
-The Adventures of a Kindergarten Classroom
-Journey To the Center of the Room
-Super Fun-Time Room Arranging Happiness For All (featuring special mystery guests!!!)
Romper Room: The Next Generation!
50 Easy Pieces
Rachel, Rachel, Part Two, Part Two (you'll have to have seen the Paul Newman movie to get this)
"Now, Then..."
Seriously, Miss Green Upholstery says this at least about 25 times.
Everything You Wanted To Know About Classrooms But Weren't Bored Enough to Ask
"There's a Metal Mirror," and Other Alien Expressions
Not Tommy Wiseau's The Room
The Roomening
Close Encounters of the Room Kind
Guardians of the Room
Star Wars Episode 8: The Phantom Room
How to waste state funds in the most boring way possible.