Yeah I was a bit harsh to him over on board games, so to make it up to him, I'm posting this welcoming thread here so that you can all, well, um welcome him...
Having said that....
Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night. Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally. Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives MightyMoose22 a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone. Won't you? Thank you...
Hello MightyMoose22!
Welcome! :)
are welcome thread without the guest of honor present? what a novel idea Thom. So welcome Moose and might I say nice touch on the Swing Parade reference, never been much of a Might "Mouse" , more of the Modest Mouse type myself ;)
Okay, no more caffine for you mister...
yes, yes I kinda slaughtered that greeting didn't I *hides head in embarrassment, reaches for college diploma for comfort*
I had no idea the name MightyMoose was in such high demand!
zing :)
We are not going to start individual threads for every new member who registers now are we?
How about we have 1 thread that gets stickied for new users to say hey in if they so desire.
Quote from: MrTorso on February 16, 2007, 10:52:47 AM
We are not going to start individual threads for every new member who registers now are we?
How about we have 1 thread that gets stickied for new users to say hey in if they so desire.
I think we already have one of those...
...somewhere. ;)
naw, say hello posts are forum staples, some boards even require it as your first post, not that we should ever do that.
Hope not. I never did. I'm a bad girl. ;)
I don't think I ever introduced myself. Hi! I'm Pak-Man! :^)
Hi I'm Minnesota and I'm the 19th state.
Hi im Brak! I pop up every once and awhile, and i hope that is all i need to say :)
Quote from: Minnesota on February 16, 2007, 11:42:00 AM
Hi I'm Minnesota and I'm the 19th state.
Isn't Minnesota the 32nd state?
......
That's just what it tells people to get into clubs. :^)
Quote from: MrTorso on February 16, 2007, 10:52:47 AM
We are not going to start individual threads for every new member who registers now are we?
How about we have 1 thread that gets stickied for new users to say hey in if they so desire.
Hey, we're all just going by what it says.....
"Welcome to RiffTrax!
Grab a mocha, kick back, relax, and introduce yourself to the rest of the board!"
Key words being "introduce yourself".
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 16, 2007, 07:24:08 AM
Yeah I was a bit harsh to him over on board games, so to make it up to him, I'm posting this welcoming thread here so that you can all, well, um welcome him...
Need I clarify further?
Ermmm......
Hi!
err, um we weren't just talking about you behind your back... no of course not why would we do something like that ;)
Quote from: Minnesota on February 16, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
err, um we weren't just talking about you behind your back... no of course not why would we do something like that ;)
and err um, you wouldn't have any particular reason to be talking behind his back, would you, Hmmmmmm?
you sir have a dirty mind
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Quote from: Minnesota on February 16, 2007, 10:13:45 PM
you sir have a dirty mind
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That guy looks like Frank Oz...
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who knew that Frank Oz and Sigmund Freud had such a strong resemblance, lol
(dont forget colonel sanders )
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Quote from: Minnesota on February 16, 2007, 09:15:33 AM
more of the Modest Mouse type myself ;)
Rabbit Troop sucks! ;D
(A little tenuous, I know, but just go along with it.)
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 16, 2007, 08:41:24 PM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 16, 2007, 07:16:06 PM
Ermmm......
Hi!
*Waves*
*Tides*
Quote from: BathTub on February 16, 2007, 10:12:35 AM
I had no idea the name MightyMoose was in such high demand!
Well, I was gonna call myself Dr. Z...
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 18, 2007, 12:35:12 PM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 17, 2007, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 17, 2007, 10:26:16 AM
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 16, 2007, 08:41:24 PM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 16, 2007, 07:16:06 PM
Ermmm......
Hi!
*Waves*
Quote*Tides*
*Waterfall?*
*Puddle*
*River*
Just when did this become the 'word association thread?
Not sure.
It's more like the water related thread.
You like it.....I can tell.
*Thread-locking sense tingling....*
.....
:D
I see, so you're speechless..
Maybe.....
:speechless:
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 01:27:52 PM
Just when did this become the 'word association thread?
She started it...
Just randomly mentioning waves out of the blue.
(buh-dum-tsch!)
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 18, 2007, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 01:27:52 PM
Just when did this become the 'word association thread?
She started it...
Just randomly mentioning waves out of the blue.
(buh-dum-tsch!)
Face it you're way out of her leagues.....
Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:
Greetings, New Poster(s)! As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!
You know, a federal indictment may prove difficult to overcome in the student elections.
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 18, 2007, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 01:27:52 PM
Just when did this become the 'word association thread?
She started it...
Just randomly mentioning waves out of the blue.
(buh-dum-tsch!)
Oh hardy har-har.
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 18, 2007, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 01:27:52 PM
Just when did this become the 'word association thread?
She started it...
Just randomly mentioning waves out of the blue.
(buh-dum-tsch!)
Face it you're way out of her leagues.....
Wow. That's deep, man.
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 18, 2007, 09:27:29 PM
Oh hardy har-har.
Let's not go through all that (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=2130.msg55671#msg55671) again. ::)
So what else do you moose, er, muse...
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on February 19, 2007, 05:06:28 AM
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 18, 2007, 09:27:29 PM
Oh hardy har-har.
Let's not go through all that (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=2130.msg55671#msg55671) again. ::)
I am a pirate after all.......
;)
Anyway......
MightyMoose.....
How is life?
A pentagram, and reindeer laughing. You figure it out.
Ermmm....
What?
But, keep in mind, I'm intensely stupid.
"Stupidity is not a virus."
Is that from something?
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 20, 2007, 05:26:10 AM
"Stupidity is not a virus."
"But idiots can spread it like one."
don't make me get out the electric cattle prod..
Quote from: Thom_Serveaux on February 20, 2007, 05:46:38 AM
don't make me get out the electric cattle prod..
For prodding electric cattle?
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HARRY POTTER!
.....
Is that from Harry Potter?
hmmm.
"Stupidity is not a virus!"
I am still thinking about it.
Sorry.
nah a virus doesnt reproduce fast enough ;)
:D<----laughing.
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 20, 2007, 05:48:38 PM
nah a virus doesnt reproduce fast enough ;)
...and we've yet to discover a cure for you as well...
Ohhhh
Burn.
im hard to get rid of, yet sadly i dont reproduce :(
must be tough getting a date...
no i think you got it backwards, its not hard to date because i dont reproduce, its hard to reproduce because i dont get many dates.
Okay, now you're officially messing with my mind...
.......
:)
She's speechless! Quick, alert the media!!!
I'm not a very talkative person.
I'm a bit shy actually.
;D
::) Uh huh... ::)
damn shes shy, thom i dont think she will be down for your nude love in idea
:clap: Again sir, I applaud your keen if derisive wit, putting my name to what is clearly one your ideas, is a comedy masterstoke, if I may say so, huzzzah! :clap:
damn ive been found out. lol
It was bound to happen...
:D
lol
It seems you've made a special friend...
I have?
Define "special"
I'll leave that up to your collective imaginations...
Do I have to go speechless again?
Cause I will......
Yeah and may I say the most talkative type of speechless-ness that I've ever had the privilege to witness, if I may say...
Wow.
:speechless:
Mistress of understatement aren't we?
shes a bit young to be a mistress
I will be 16 in 16 days........
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 25, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
shes a bit young to be a mistress
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 25, 2007, 05:37:52 PM
I will be 16 in 16 days........
You know, 16 is the age of consent over here in the U of K. 8)
Quote from: Sharktopus on March 06, 2007, 03:16:28 AM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 25, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
shes a bit young to be a mistress
Quote from: PirateGrl on February 25, 2007, 05:37:52 PM
I will be 16 in 16 days........
You know, 16 is the age of consent over here in the U of K. 8)
Sounds like the perfect age to be a mistress.
Maybe a little inexperienced, but that's nothing a good weekend couldn't sort out.
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 02:53:57 AM
You know, 16 is the age of consent over here in the U of K. 8)
Haha I know!
I want to go there someday.
Quote from: PirateGrl on March 06, 2007, 05:09:03 AM
Quote from: MightyMoose22 on March 06, 2007, 02:53:57 AM
You know, 16 is the age of consent over here in the U of K. 8)
Haha I know!
I want to go there someday.
How about next Wednesday?
Whoa there, I think you may be jumping the gun...
hehe, that reminds me...
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Wensdays at 7 only on NBC ;)
What the... ???
Dammit, nbc.com starts it's listings at 8.
But I'm gonna take a guess and say... Urkel?
*Bzzzzzt* Sorry, but thanks for palying... Just kidding, while I have no idea either, since Family Matters was on ABC back in the day, I'll say that it's a pretty slim chance...
hehe, just a dateline joke at the expence of the last pages naughtiness.
of course...
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"I keeed, I keeeyd"
[Hermes Conrad]That only raises further questions![/HC]
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