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Title: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: gammer on February 13, 2007, 08:04:55 AM
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/

Mine is:
Dimple Sandybanks of Frogmorton

The funny thing is that I do have dimples  :)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: mrbasehart on February 13, 2007, 09:50:04 AM
My real name gives me the slightly dull Dimple Gamgee Whitfurrows.  However, Richard Basehart gives me the slightly naughty Marroc Deepdelver!

There's also a link for Elvish names just below.  "I am Fëanáro Aldaríon, and you killed my father!"

Great link, gams!  ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Rude on February 13, 2007, 10:10:39 AM
...

What the hell is up with the dimple thing?! My hobbit name turned up as Dimple Chubb. It reminds me of that fat kid from Goonies or something~ And Lord help me, but i have no idea how to even pronounce my elvish name: Fëanáro Melwasúl...

I don't wanna' be Dimple Chubb...  >:(

-Rude
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2007, 10:16:01 AM
Oi!! Call me Olo Hardbottle!!!

I like! I like!
;D


And my Elven name is an odd one:  Findecáno Elanessë.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 13, 2007, 10:23:15 AM
hobbit:Posco Boffin of Needlehole


eh not bad i spose.  i couldnt get to the eleven one,  I would love to see my ent name ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: AmandaGal on February 13, 2007, 11:54:31 AM
I am Rosie-Posie Bramble of Willowbottom . . . we had a possum named "Rosie-Posie" once.

My elven name is Sairalindë Palantír, which isn't bad.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Pak-Man on February 13, 2007, 11:58:26 AM
Well my short name is
Dimple Sandybanks of Frogmorton

But if I go with Jeffrey instead of Jeff, I'm
Pimpernel Sandybanks of Frogmorton

I wonder how it determines this. :^)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 13, 2007, 12:00:05 PM
QuoteMy elven name is Sairalindë Palantír, which isn't bad.

nice you got the word palantir built right in.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: J-Proof on February 13, 2007, 12:01:08 PM
Me: Olo Goodbody of Brockenborings

that's if I put in "Justin Panlasigui"
"JP Panlasigui" is below:

Pimpernel Goodbody of Brockenborings


lol - I have a good body =)

EDIT ELVISH:

For "JP" - Olwë Léralondë
For "Justin" - Findecáno Léralondë
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: gammer on February 13, 2007, 12:02:46 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on February 13, 2007, 09:50:04 AM
However, Richard Basehart gives me the slightly naughty Marroc Deepdelver!

Isn't that your "Porn Star" name?
;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Pak-Man on February 13, 2007, 12:06:57 PM
Simply putting in Pak as first name and Man as last name gives me
Hob Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern.

Mmmm. Hamwich...
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: AmandaGal on February 13, 2007, 12:21:32 PM
Tonight at Chippendale's, Marroc Deepdelver and Pimpernel Goodbody

Hold back the ladies!!
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: scottrkrv on February 21, 2007, 10:56:59 PM
Lotho (Scott) XXX of XXX (depending on my "surname").
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: scottrkrv on February 21, 2007, 11:03:31 PM
Quote from: scottrkrv on February 21, 2007, 10:56:59 PM
Lotho (Scott) XXX of XXX (depending on my "surname").

Scott Scott= Lotho Toadfoot.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Justin on February 23, 2007, 04:31:49 PM
Quote from: J-Proof on February 13, 2007, 12:01:08 PM
Me: Olo Goodbody of Brockenborings

I'm Olo Goodbody of Frogmorton.

I found a better site for Elvish names that says my name is Faelon (fy-lon).  I like that.

Here thou art:
http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/elvish/boynames.html
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 23, 2007, 04:48:34 PM
I think that it is based on the first and last letters of your first and last name.

If you type in John Smith, you would be Olo Foxburr of Loamsdown.

If you type in Jxxxxn Sxxxxxh, you would still be Olo Foxburr of Loamsdown.

When I type mine in, I am transformed into Popo Bulge of Great Smials. And my bulge brings great smiles to all the ladies out there. ;)           :D

My keebler elf name is: Huor Arnatuilë. It sounds like a large scotsman calling my a whore. ;D
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: puuuma on February 23, 2007, 06:48:05 PM
Hobbit name = Tigerlily Brandybuck of Buckland

Elven name = Tamuril of Dorthonion


I like the sound of my Hobbit name the best.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 06:48:40 PM
its really more of a peter pan name though isnt it?
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: puuuma on February 23, 2007, 07:12:32 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 06:48:40 PM
its really more of a peter pan name though isnt it?

Good one. Actually, this is how I visualize it: Tigerlily's dirty blonde hair is flowing as she skips through Fangorn Forest, whistling a happy tune to all the Ent's.  ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 07:14:59 PM
i dont think hobbit chicks are attractive, but then im not into midgets really.  Petite women are cute though. 
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 23, 2007, 07:40:47 PM
Pssh. Elf lover. ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 07:43:08 PM
QuotePssh. Elf lover

bah its all about dwarf women, BEARDS ARE HOT!!!!!


heh seriously fantasy gets the raw end of the stick when it comes to women, scifi has got all the hotties.  You can xena we will keep the orion slave women ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 23, 2007, 07:46:02 PM
What about... nope. Yeah you're right. They're all in Sci-Fi.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Rude on February 23, 2007, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 23, 2007, 07:46:02 PM
What about... nope. Yeah you're right. They're all in Sci-Fi.

WRONG!


(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg49.imageshack.us%2Fimg49%2F8710%2Farwenyh2.png&hash=e4ce47268f176ab2351284c8828bfdba82316894) (http://imageshack.us)

-Rude
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 07:50:34 PM
neat you got ONE and as a whole the elves are only eh,  go ahead and give two or three more hot fantasy women.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: mrbasehart on February 23, 2007, 08:00:32 PM
Off the top of my head, the only fantasy women that I can think of that are hot are Cate Blachett (LoTR), Michelle Pfeffer (Ladyhawke), Sandahl Bergman (Conan 1), Mia Sara (Legend), and Jennifer Connelly (Labyrinth).  Sci-Fi seems to get more attractive women, because there are more Sci-Fi movies made.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 08:05:58 PM
QuoteOff the top of my head, the only fantasy women that I can think of that are hot are Cate Blachett (LoTR), Michelle Pfeffer (Ladyhawke), Sandahl Bergman (Conan 1), Mia Sara (Legend), and Jennifer Connelly (Labyrinth).  Sci-Fi seems to get more attractive women, because there are more Sci-Fi movies made.


we shouldnt do this by naming REAL women thats just silly lol

We should go by naming unreal things. 

orion slave women, planet riza, etc. 

whats the hottest thing in that sense
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Rude on February 23, 2007, 08:15:14 PM
...

Hey now... I'm with ya' on the idea that Sci-Fi usually has the hottest women in film, when compared to fantasy. They just don't have a monopoly like you were implying, that's all. That picture of Liv Tyler alone should end that idea~  ;D
But if not, check out the artwork of fantasy artists like Boris Vallejo.

-Rude

PS - The planet Riza is just a vacation spot. Women don't grow there or anything.

PPS - This is definitely the geeky-est conversation that i've ever had... ever.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: mrbasehart on February 23, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 08:05:58 PM
orion slave women, planet riza, etc. 

Aren't those both from Star Trek (the green chick and Rigel 9 where Picard has his "liason" while on holiday?)?  ;)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Pak-Man on February 23, 2007, 09:08:04 PM
What about Kiera Knightly as Guinevere? :^)
(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdana.ucc.nau.edu%2F%7Erjd34%2FGuinevere_15x3col%255B1%255D.jpg&hash=9f7163a87f8895f8a57640f7d5b92cd7d55e2536)
You gotta give Fantasy some props for that. :^)

EDIT: Got the size fixed!
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 23, 2007, 11:42:14 PM
Just modify the post, and divide the image length and height by 2.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Pak-Man on February 24, 2007, 02:17:13 AM
Neat. Thanks. :^)
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 24, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
QuoteBut if not, check out the artwork of fantasy artists like Boris Vallejo.

yeah forgot about that, it does put a big hole in my argument.

QuotePS - The planet Riza is just a vacation spot. Women don't grow there or anything

well they do technically grow women.  all planets do ;)  but i mean more of the concept of risa, the "PLEASURE planet"
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Rude on February 24, 2007, 01:42:49 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 24, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
well they do technically grow women.  all planets do...

Really? I didn't know that women were growing on Mars and Venus! Are they selling those "space tourist" tickets yet?!

-Rude
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 24, 2007, 01:56:22 PM
LOL well of course they are, those women are also totally attracted to nerds.  Why do think everything nasa does is top secret.  They know they have to go off planet to mate. 
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on March 23, 2007, 08:54:10 PM
The Xena chicks aren't my type. Scrawny, bony, wrinkly and bitchy. So is that one elf. I don't know why they picked her.. aren't elves supposed to be immortal, and thus not have obvious wrinkles? Beastmaster though... whoooo.

My hobbit name is Grigory Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches by the way. Tolkien has a talent for stupid names rivalling Lucas, come to think of it.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Sharktopus on March 23, 2007, 09:24:18 PM
Does King Arthur really qualify as fantasy? Sure, there's Merlin and the Lady of the Lake,, but Camelot's pretty much meant to be in the "real world."

Also, Monica Bellucci may just be the hottest woman on Earth. She could melt Keira Knightley just by looking at her. So says Till Bulge of Great Smials.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: J-Proof on March 23, 2007, 10:12:45 PM
Yeah - a lot of fantasies are meant to be in the "real" world, but so much of the Arthurian legend is fantasized (Gawain and the Green Knight for example) that I think KA qualifies for fantasy.

Movies like Dragonheart, Eragon, Harry Potter etc also fit into the category of Fantasy I suppose
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 24, 2007, 05:14:18 AM
dragon heart lol  now theres a movie that needs a good riffing.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Sideswipe on March 26, 2007, 07:21:47 PM
Podo Brockhouse of Loamsdown

Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 27, 2007, 10:56:38 AM
Nice. At least it's better than popo. I sound like a cop.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: Mr. Schlitz on April 06, 2007, 07:47:12 AM
Todo Smallburrows of Sandydowns

Don't think I like the "smallburrows" part...
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: BobEvil on April 11, 2007, 05:16:13 AM
Berilac Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches

I'd ask what a Gamwich is, but that might imply I know what the hell the rest of this name means.
Title: Re: Whats your Hobbit name?
Post by: dignan on April 11, 2007, 05:24:30 AM
Ferdirand Bleecker-Baggins of Fair Downs


But everyone calls me Ferdi.