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Title: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RVR II on February 11, 2010, 09:01:15 PM
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Paramount has hired screenwriter Michael R. Perry to create the follow-up and is planning an October 22, 2010 release. Oren Peli, the director of the first film, will serve as a producer for the sequel.[41] Kevin Greutert, director of Saw VI, was initially hired to direct the sequel. However Lionsgate Films have since exercised a clause in Greutert's contract to have him direct the next film in the Saw franchise. No director is currently attached to Paranormal Activity 2.
:speechless:
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RoninFox on February 11, 2010, 10:21:47 PM
I hope its even paranormaler than the first!
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Bob on February 12, 2010, 08:35:46 AM
Hopefully it will be better than the lamented "Blair Witch 2".
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Courtney on February 12, 2010, 08:43:07 AM
Quote from: Bob on February 12, 2010, 08:35:46 AM
Hopefully it will be better than the lamented "Blair Witch 2".

I hope it's at least as good as The Rage: Carrie 2. Exploding murdery eyeglasses? Sold.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Compound on February 12, 2010, 09:54:08 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on February 11, 2010, 10:21:47 PM
I hope its even paranormaler than the first!

If they do title it "Paranormaler Activity" I'd buy a ticket right now.

Heck, I'd do it for "Paranormal Activity 2: Through the Portals of Time" as well.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Wiseblood on February 12, 2010, 10:25:44 AM
2 Paranormal 2 Active
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: TheBren on February 12, 2010, 10:43:40 AM
Paranormal Activity Reloaded: The Revenge

This time it's personal!
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Thrifty on February 12, 2010, 10:54:17 AM
Paranormal Activity 2: Electric Boogaloo

It'll be a crossover with Ghostbusters 3.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on February 12, 2010, 11:45:10 AM
Paranormal Activity Too: Return of the Boredom
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Courtney on February 12, 2010, 12:06:35 PM
Paranormal Activity: Havana Nights
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Bob on February 12, 2010, 02:12:47 PM
Quote from: Courtney on February 12, 2010, 12:06:35 PM
Paranormal Activity: Havana Nights

Winner.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on February 19, 2010, 07:36:13 PM
Paranormal Activity: Port of Call New Orleans

Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on February 19, 2010, 07:38:01 PM
Rambo: Paranormal Activity Part II
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on February 19, 2010, 07:38:53 PM
Micah Part 6
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: spaceforarent on February 19, 2010, 07:44:03 PM
Paran2rmal Activity?
Paranormal Activity Legacy?
The Lost World: Paranormal Activity?
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: LucasM on February 20, 2010, 03:05:35 AM
Paranormal Activity 2: The Snoring Intensifies
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RoninFox on February 20, 2010, 03:27:11 AM
Well if this follows the Blair Witch precedent, the new one will be shot like any other horror movie, removing the handheld style.  This will piss off fans of the original who wanted something like the first movie, and non-fans won't care because its a sequel to a movie they didn't care about to begin with.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Action Batch on February 20, 2010, 05:29:04 AM
Normal Activity
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on February 20, 2010, 05:55:16 AM
Para-anal Activity

The series goes XXX for no reason.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RoninFox on February 20, 2010, 06:03:00 AM
Paranormal in the Hood

followed of course by

Paranormal Back 2 the Hood.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: spaceforarent on February 20, 2010, 06:05:11 AM
Then the obligatory Paranormal Space Activity, and possibly a wild west themed one.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on February 20, 2010, 09:15:19 AM
Paranormal 2: The Apology*

*Not to be confused with Paranormal 2: The Refund...which never made it out of development.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RVR II on February 20, 2010, 09:21:27 AM
Paraporno Activity: Fondeling your sheets as you sleep throughout the night :speechless:
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Cosmic Muse on February 22, 2010, 01:53:08 PM
They should film a prospective Paranormal Activity movie inside Waverly Hills. Google it. It's a legitimately haunted TB Clinic/Sanitarium that's been closed down. It's a historic site which is being restored to its former glory.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on February 22, 2010, 03:42:17 PM
Paranormal Activity 2: This time, Something Actually Happens!  Nah We're Just Kidding

Kind of a long title, but they're going with it.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RoninFox on February 22, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
I want the next movie to be a comedy starring the TAPS crew from Ghost Hunters.  Perhaps with cameos from Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Compound on February 22, 2010, 04:23:51 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on February 22, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
I want the next movie to be a comedy starring the TAPS crew from Ghost Hunters.  Perhaps with cameos from Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson.

Nah. I want the crew of the GhostFacers (http://www.ghostfacers.com/) in on the next one.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Artie on February 22, 2010, 05:19:05 PM
Paranormal Activity 2: The Squeakquel

Paranormal Activity 2: The New Batch

Paranormal Activity 2: Requiem

Paranormal Activity 2: Urban Harvest

Paranormal Activity 2: Assignment Miami Beach

And so on
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on February 25, 2010, 02:55:28 PM
This according to MTV Movies Blog (http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/02/25/paranormal-activity-2-to-be-helmed-by-brian-de-palma/):

Quote'Paranormal Activity 2' To Be Helmed By... Brian De Palma?!

4 hours ago | MTV Movies Blog

<snip>

As you might expect, there will be a sequel. Of course there will be. "Paranormal Activity 2" has been the subject of some discussion in recent months. Original director Oren Peli will not return. "Saw VI" director Kevin Greutert was at one point set to do it, but he was ultimately shuffled back to work on "Saw VII" instead. Now there are three other names in contention for the gig, including -- oddly -- none other than Brian De Palma.

The Los Angeles Times reports that three directors are currently being considered by Paramount, and that De Palma is among them. If you don't know that name, then it's time to turn in your movie lover ID card. Let's play the name-check game. "Scarface." "Carrie." "The Untouchables." "Dressed to Kill." "The Bonfire of the Vanities." "Carlito's Way." "Mission: Impossible." You get it? Pretty serious.

If this could keep him from making that ill-advised re-do of Phantom of the Paradise....I'm all for it.

And they mention The Bonfire of the Vanities like it's a good thing?  How about Snake Eyes then?   ::)
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: cfkane on February 26, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: spaceforarent on February 20, 2010, 06:05:11 AMand possibly a wild west themed one.

(in an old prospector voice): "This shit is gooolden I tells yeh! Goooooooolden!"
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Wernski on March 07, 2010, 09:42:40 PM
Part 2 should be the same story, but from the perspective of the demon, who's constantly pestered by Micah until he's finally driven to possess Katie and murder him.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: huskerchad on April 14, 2010, 07:16:03 AM
I can't believe no one came up with Extracurricular Activity.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: ManUnderMask on April 14, 2010, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: huskerchad on April 14, 2010, 07:16:03 AM
I can't believe no one came up with Extracurricular Activity.

Ahdj jfaj gopahga apjg ah[extracurriculardhaho HIoHI Ghgiogoia
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Scribblesense on April 14, 2010, 11:42:50 AM
If it was just those 30 odd seconds of off-camera footage of possessed Katie beating the crap out of Micah at the end of the movie, I would give this movie all the Oscars.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: PsychoGoatee on July 14, 2010, 01:08:11 AM
Oh my, I hope this sequel gets a rifftrax. I'd watch it, but not without a rifftrax.  ;)

(What, Katie is hot and stuff)
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Lazarus Dark on October 05, 2010, 07:17:58 PM
Fakeboring Nightvisioncrap 2

lmao
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Darkwalker on December 22, 2013, 02:33:30 PM
And coming into this thread almost 4 years after it's creation, they have, what, at least 3 sequels.
I only saw the first one, with Rifftrax, at a friends house. So, did they stay boringly inactive?
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: RoninFox on December 22, 2013, 03:32:59 PM
They're pretty much indistinguishable from eachother, except for one that's a prequel, so it uses older cameras.
Title: Re: Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!
Post by: Thrifty on December 26, 2013, 02:54:39 PM
Quote from: Darkwalker on December 22, 2013, 02:33:30 PM
And coming into this thread almost 4 years after it's creation, they have, what, at least 3 sequels.
I only saw the first one, with Rifftrax, at a friends house. So, did they stay boringly inactive?
Yeah.  The thread title is novel after all those sequels.