"he was three days from obsolescence.." :clap:
"You guys see a douchy stammering kd with a stripper?"
"I'll just catch a ride with the Joads here."
"Screw you, John Calvin!" (The second joke about Calvinism on Rifftrax and MST3k, IIRC.)
I loved the one about Reese going to knock up John Conner's mother. I can't remember exactly how it goes and couldn't find it when I went back to look.
I loved all the references to Bale's meltdown. LFMAO The only thing disappointing about this riff is that their intro wasn't devoted to that. I wanted either that or one of them going off on Dis for fucking up their concentration during the riff. LOL
I second the references to the meltdown. All of them were funny, but my favorite was the sketch during the dimly lit scene. Genius.
Did it ever come out what scene they were filming when he melted down? I gather from the audio there was no other actor on the set so it must have been a scene where he was by himself, probably talking into the microphone. Maybe the scene where he's screaming at Michael Ironsides? That would explain why he was so pissy, if he was geeking himself up into character to scream into the microphone.
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 05, 2010, 08:32:17 AM
Did it ever come out what scene they were filming when he melted down? I gather from the audio there was no other actor on the set so it must have been a scene where he was by himself, probably talking into the microphone. Maybe the scene where he's screaming at Michael Ironsides? That would explain why he was so pissy, if he was geeking himself up into character to scream into the microphone.
No, he was filming a scene with Bryce Dallas Howard at the time and the director took full responsibility for whipping Bale into a frenzy because that's the mood he wanted for Bale in the scene.
According to Harry Knowles:
http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984
"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."
Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...
Quote from: Conor on February 05, 2010, 09:34:33 AM
According to Harry Knowles:
http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984
"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."
Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...
:D
Quote from: Conor on February 05, 2010, 09:34:33 AM
According to Harry Knowles:
http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984
"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."
Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...
So Christian Bale thinks "soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration" means spazzing out like Pauly Shore?
LMFAO. The fact that Bryce was there makes this all the more awesome.
The beginning to this rifftax was some of the best I've ever heard:
"Thanks for the ride, Harrison. GET OFF MY PLANE!......Ok geez"
But sadly, even Rifftrax couldn't save the rest of this awful awful movie. Definitely one of the blandest movies I've ever seen. I'll watch the third one any day over this.
Marcus: Drop the ball!
"Hang on, John Turturo wants to stand under it and make a scrotum joke."
"Those jets will go totally undetected unless they play music at a moderate volume."
"Good thing because of the limits on CGI in the 80s the machines didn't send one of THESE things back."
John: Eject, Williams!
"I don't want a repeat of the Porkins incident!"
Blair: You can let me down now.
"Heh heh. Hope I'll be able to let you down some more tonight."
I liked the wrestling jokes. I didn't get them, but I think that was why I liked them.
"The cat got out."
"These things took out most of the human race even though they have the aim of a Stormtrooper with Parkinsons."
"Mega shark! Only smaller."
"Here. I bought you some soure apple berry Bubble Yum."
"Would computers need a graphic interface to run other computers?"
"This place has more cover than most night clubs."
"I guess they blew their budget digitally erasing Arnold's junk."
"Are those donuts?"
Whistling the M*A*S*H theme.
I keep forgetting to mention that the Packers jokes when Sam Worthington was screaming really made me laugh hard. It went so well with how over the top he was screaming. LMFAO
Another one that made me laugh was when the camera pulled back and revealed another bunch of people in the meeting room when they'd only established two people in the room. Bill's reaction was hilarious.
Already mentioned, but...
"Hey I think I'm in the wrong movie. You guys seen a douchy stammerin' kid running around with a stripper?"
:D
the line of the terminators having the aim of a storm trooper with Parkinsons
"an abandoned warehouse? what a bold new paradigm in film making..."
"Magic or so simple they included it on the Wii remote in 2006.."
"difference between us and the machines"
"Metal wangs?"
"I think I'm in the wrong movie. You seen a douchy stammering kid running around with a stripper?"
The giant bot being able to sneak up on the people
"oh hai prisoner transport.."
"Barnes.."
"Noble.."
the cat got out jokes
"Next he is going to paint a tunnel on the side of a rock wall.."
All the Bale rant lines
The one about Helena Bonham-Carter's giant head in the beginning of the movie was golden. Also: "Oh hai, prison transport!" I wonder if they'll pull out lines like that any time San Francisco is mentioned. :D
That line about why machines would need a graphical interface was great, because I was thinking that same thing. I was also wondering why all the corridors of their big headquarters were brightly lit with fluorescent lighting. I mean, don't terminators see in infrared? Which makes me wonder what kind of vision Marcus had. Was it normal vision? If it wasn't, why wouldn't that tip him off that something was afoot? I'm starting to ramble.
The other one that was good was when they showed the deserted ruins and Mike chimed in:
"Detroit, 2011."
It'd be funnier if I didn't live in Michigan, but that was good. And extra points for him pronouncing the year correctly (I've been pushing this "twentyXX" pronunciation pretty aggressively.)
"Come with me if you want to live" - "Phrases that will get you fired as a kindergarden line leader."
"I'm a little cold" - "Sounds rough. I fell off a plane today."
"After that we'll enter a 'vaugest plan' contest." (At first I thought he said 'Vegas plan')
Conner clotheslining the motorcylce. "If the machines are this stupid, why is the war even close?" Pretty much exactly what I was thinking.
"Owwww! I'm a crappy robot from the future!"
"Clear your throat or something!"
"ALL RIGHT, I WAS JUST CURIOUS!"
Quote from: NRRork on February 09, 2010, 03:23:37 AM
The other one that was good was when they showed the deserted ruins and Mike chimed in:
"Detroit, 2011."
It'd be funnier if I didn't live in Michigan, but that was good. And extra points for him pronouncing the year correctly (I've been pushing this "twentyXX" pronunciation pretty aggressively.)
That was good and I also liked when they showed the ruins of LA and Mike said: "The city of Los Angeles after a light rain."
"Poor elevator. If two men jumped inside of you would you just start moving up an down?... Huh, wish I phased that differently."
Quote from: Conor on February 05, 2010, 09:34:33 AM
According to Harry Knowles:
http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984
"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."
Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...
Wow....something Fat Harry put in his column may have absolutely no basis in fact? Who would have thought....? :P
--Marcus: What day is it?
[w/ English accent] "Why Christmas day sir!"
*****
--Two day old coyote...meh...better than three day old coyote.
"There's also a Denny's still up and running that we'll go to when the coyote hits the ten day mark."
*****
--[Marcus is chained to the axle, Barnes holds up a bullet]
"Found this in your stool."