Shatner baby: "Waa..waa...goo...goo"
Ah, Count Chocula!
...and this flask, and this paddle-game, and that's all I need
And Spock beams in with his middle finger raised at Checkov
You know what else is pointy? I got to walk this off.
Oh Hai old Spock, welcome to San Francisco
My God the ship can talk!
Kevin as Uhura to Spock: "Chubby , geriatric fan-dance, or..."
All references to Nimoy's album were well received here. I love it when these three reveal the depths of their own geekiness while mocking geeky things.
Quote from: RoninFox on November 20, 2009, 11:01:48 PM
All references to Nimoy's album were well received here. I love it when these three reveal the depths of their own geekiness while mocking geeky things.
I liked that too. "Well, see, girl meets boy. They fall in love. He tells her she's everything he's been dreaming of...." it felt like they were sending a coded message with an obscure joke like that.
"A nearby Girls Gone Wild producer's ears perk up."
Uhura: "I thought you were one of those hicks who had sex with farm animals."
Bill: "No, that's Larry the Cable Guy."
"Been looking for a nickname. Got any ideas? Maybe something I've said in the past 10 seconds?"
"Aliens from other galaxies speak without accents. What's this guy's deal?"
"Yes, make pirotsky mouth the ship's P.A. guy."
"Scene guest directed by Aaron Sorkin."
*Sulu's sword unfolds*
"When it unfolds, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
All the mocking of Chekov's accent was awesome.
"Nice. You warped us into a Del Taco bathroom."
There was also a slam against Wafflehouse that made me laugh but I can't remember the specific wording of it.
Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu?
Quote from: CHF01 on November 22, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu?
Almost. They said he looked like Count Chocula.
Quote from: Thrifty on November 22, 2009, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: CHF01 on November 22, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu?
Almost. They said he looked like Count Chocula.
Yeah, that was awesome.
I was hoping for a "Live long and suck it" line in the council scene.
http://blip.tv/play/AYGAo0UC
"And now, from the guy who brought you Cloverfield and the writing team responsible for both Transformers....We're in trouble."
"Yes, they fight...but the make up sex is pretty terrible too...might be why they fight."
"Jeez, I've seen Tex Avery cartoon characters less horny than this guy"
"This is fully 100% a sitcom now"
"Why did 'Heroes' suck so bad after season one?"
"Yes, destiny....it's a sci-fi term employed by lazy screenwriters."
"Rest of the crew care to stop the violent assault? No?"
"Oh, well, thanks for letting me think it was for political reasons all these years...I'm sure that didn't screw me up at all!"
"I'm not sure which one I'm jealous of!"
"Looks like their fighting in the warehouse where all the old Doctor Who sets are kept"
"No, it's true, Sir. I wouldn't make something like that up. No, running away won't help!"
And there was a line about Shatner in a Priceline commercial showing more dignity than Pine's performance in this...but I can't remember it exactly.
EDIT: Wait..found it...after Bones gives Kirk the sedative, Kevin goes, "Ah, Shatner is a paragon of dignity compared to this! And I'm talking Priceline.com Shatner!"
And that line about the sedative being "An episode of 'Praire Home Companion' in injection form" is pretty good too.
The unison "Spoooooock" when child Spock is first shown was wonderful.
"how many times am i going to get chocked today?! my neck is going to have more bruises then a 7-11 banana!"
"nice......nice.........nice........neeeeeeeiiiiiccce?!"
anytime any of the guys talk in a scottish accent
Bill - "Marvel at the exotic set pieces of the Star Trek universe!"
Mike - "Filmed on location at a self-storarge complex that was shut down after the owner followed a female customer home."
Kevin, as Winona Ryder - "Oh my God! I'm playing the mother of a full grown man!"
Honestly, it's hard to imagine Winona Ryder as anything but a cute girl.
"I am Spock."
"...is a book I wrote. It was much better than Tekwar."
I cant get enough of Funky Spock. Here's hoping the Rifftones do an extended version someday.
"James T. Kirk..."
"It's nice to finally meet your original hair."
"In space no one can hear you break the laws of physics."
"It's from 1 Corinthians."
"My G--. He was actually balder than me."
"It's almost as though he's stressed for some reason."
"This could be the lair of one of several Batman villians."
"Quickly! Form into a Rhythm Nation dance line!"
"I think we should see other people!"
"Honey, I changed my mind about the whole 'stay with the ship thing.' Come back and get me? Honey?"
Dr. Satan.
Leonardo Caprio cameo
"And the baby cries..."
"It's Alec Baldwin. He's being calling every 5 minutes."
"No, that would star Vin Diesel."
"You know, I hate to sound disrespectful, but, what a stupid, ugly planet."
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKK."
"Use the Vulcan titty twister!"
Ralphie impression/reference --- I'm so glad they did this. Kevin was saying what I was thinking.
"It is your destiny to do so."
"Quit trying to shoplift me."
"Don't let him get all Pon Far on ya!"
"A 'Girls Gone Wild' producer's ears perk up."
"Why the long face?"
"Father Tim! I'm surprised at you."
"I have endangered 821 people's lives. You have 20 minutes to save them."
"Honey, did you pack my smug? Oh, nevermind. I'll borrow some of Kirk's, he's got plenty."
"'Scuse me, is this the 'Smarmy Douche' section?"
"Woah! Asperigus looks pretty hot in a bikini."
"I missed that subtle lesson in gender equality that was 'Three's Company.'"
"He's using the Bobby McFerrin gambit!"
"This is officially a sitcom."
"Allowing him to warp directly into the Valley of Bauser, without defeating Castle 7"
"I can't believe I made out with him last night!"
"She-Hulk is pleased."
"So p0wnage still exists in the 23rd Century?"
"First do SOME harm."
"Ah, the USS Avis, Hurtz, Budget...something like that."
"Shpit the borscht out, please."
"It gives you Micky Mouse glove hands!"
"Well, with Bones as their doctor, the Romulans can just sit back and watch them die off."
"Ah. It's an anti-hammy preformance enhancing drug."
"They modeled the ship after a pile of dead birds."
"You gave me a laxative, you idiot!"
"FOR I AM ZEUS!"
"Her foxiness is also a factor, logically speaking."
"Hi Nero."
"The helmets are muting the non-stop girlish screaming."
"There's a man, on the deck of the, thing!" -- Words do not do this one justice.
"He's slightly less subtle than if he were played by Ivan Drago."
"Yakov Smirnov is calling him from Cousin Balki's house. They're asking him to dial it down."
"Nice beaming! Thanks guys, I'll just run the 6 miles to the place I wanted to be."
"Yeah, as opposed to run around the planet on a sight seeing tour?"
"You were adopted."
"Eleven thirty point three o' clock."
Pork chop questioning
"Less talk and more treking, preferably through the stars."
"We now may all be game."
"Ah, they packed him toilet paper. How thoughtful."
"The hell, is that a taun taun? You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise, you idiots."
"The Level Three boss from any given video game follows in persuit."
Black hole cliche
"I meant to say, 'Are you out of your ******* Vulcan mind?'"
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wierd wolf things or bug monsters!"
"He's half the size since I last saw him."
"Not to mention practical."
"Yes, Destiny. It's a sci fi ploy used by lazy writers."
Entire pipe scene.
"This petty insubordination instantly becomes my top priority."
"I saw what he did there."
"I HATE IT!! .... It's very devistating."
"Rest of the crew care to stop the violent assault? No?"
"Heh....Barely know that guy."
"Why do we need a doctor on the bridge, anyway?"
"I wish him a hearty neener neener."
"Oh well, thanks for letting me think it was for political reasons all these years. I'm sure that didn't screw me up at all!"
"I want to change my leunch order!"
"Yes, after 5 minutes of emotional rehab, I'm ready to serve."
"Get it? 'You know the drill'...."
"There's an app for that!"
--"*growl* Oooh, shut up."
"Blue tooth, now with eye pokey attachment."
"Got it! As soon as you're on board, fire on the ship."
"I'm not sure which one I'm jealous of."
"Everyone run if you love red uniforms."
"Poor guy, he flew right into Zion from the Matrix movies."
"Spent a lot of time studying Earth's history in Space Mining School, did you?"
"How many people are going to choke me today?"
"Like if I went down to San Francisco instead of just waiting in space..."
"START WITH THE TEMPS!!"
"Backstreet's back, alright!"
"I'm using every obligatory catch phrase I guot!"
"Man that was close! Let's never do anything risky or implausible again, okay guys?"
"I am making myself very uncomfortable right now. Fascinating."
"They forgot to invite the wookie and the droids to the medal awards ceremony."
"Oh hai Old Spock, welcome to San Francisco."
Hehe when I heard "It's from 1 Corinthians." I thought, yeah this should be good.
"There's a MAN on the DECK of the THING!" Perfect. :clap:
"Hi Nero!" Just the way they said it, like they were at an AA meeting or something.
And the Billy Corgan fan club jokes at the beginning cracked me up. Praise be Billy's smooth baby head!
Oh and the part about when Sulu's sword unfolds it says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day'.