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Title: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 03, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
Because it's sooooooooo cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want people to stop me on the street and ask me what the heck that is!   :D
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 03, 2007, 12:48:03 PM
I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt and wear it up 'n' down the road...
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 03, 2007, 01:57:43 PM
lmao... the T-Shirt Blues...

up 'n' down this rooooooad....
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: J-Proof on January 03, 2007, 05:09:47 PM
When are you guys gonna start posting pics of you wearing those shirts??? We're waiting guys!!
(So is H-Squared the riffTrax girl) she'd like to check you guys out..... ;)
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: AmandaGal on January 03, 2007, 08:12:01 PM
When I get back from my month long sentence to the middle of nowhere AR, I'll take one of me...but I'm a chick so I hope H doesn't wanna see that  :D
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Minnesota on January 03, 2007, 08:13:30 PM
Sad to say, but I'm waiting for a promotional tie-in, haven't missed one yet  ::)



Edit: crap that was my 420 post, was gonna make that something special, oh well  :-",
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 03, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
Buy one Riff tee (plus shipping and handling), get one free postmarked box.
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Order now, and you'll recieve a nifty TAG conveniantly sewn to the back of the shirt with size and washing instructions! :^)
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: gammer on January 03, 2007, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: J-Proof on January 03, 2007, 05:09:47 PM
When are you guys gonna start posting pics of you wearing those shirts??? We're waiting guys!!
(So is H-Squared the riffTrax girl) she'd like to check you guys out..... ;)

By this weekend. Just working on a couple of ideas  ;)
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Minnesota on January 03, 2007, 10:15:50 PM
I was thinking something along the lines of 5 dollars off and/or free rifftrax. I'm willing to wait for a deal ;)

I'll admit that I'm cheap, got Halloween for free, nestor for free, cocktail for .99, and 5th Element/ Roadhouse for 1.99

... now if I could only win a 20 questions
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BathTub on January 03, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Order now, and you'll recieve a nifty TAG conveniantly sewn to the back of the shirt with size and washing instructions! :^)

Actually, you don't!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: BathTub on January 03, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Order now, and you'll recieve a nifty TAG conveniantly sewn to the back of the shirt with size and washing instructions! :^)

Actually, you don't!
Really? No tags on the shirts? That saves me the trouble of trying to rip it off. :^)
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BathTub on January 03, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: BathTub on January 03, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Order now, and you'll recieve a nifty TAG conveniantly sewn to the back of the shirt with size and washing instructions! :^)

Actually, you don't!
Really? No tags on the shirts? That saves me the trouble of trying to rip it off. :^)

Nope, they are printed directly on the shirt.
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 04, 2007, 04:37:05 AM
Quote from: BathTub on January 03, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Pak-Man on January 03, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Order now, and you'll recieve a nifty TAG conveniantly sewn to the back of the shirt with size and washing instructions! :^)

Actually, you don't!

Really?  That's great!

Kinda ruins the joke, though. :(
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BathTub on January 04, 2007, 04:51:40 AM
true
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Sharktopus on January 04, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: gammer on January 04, 2007, 06:32:57 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus on January 04, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...

I do the same thing. I don't know how people can stand to wear clothes with tags in them  ???
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Sharktopus on January 04, 2007, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: gammer73 on January 04, 2007, 06:32:57 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus on January 04, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...

I do the same thing. I don't know how people can stand to wear clothes with tags in them  ???

And then there are those doofuses who walk around, blissfully unaware of the tag sticking out of their collar. I have a deep urge to smack them, I dunno why.
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 04, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
Whenever I see a kid with braces on the street I have the urge to grab a cabbage and start making coleslaw, but there's some things you just aren't supposed to do.

Apparently the nerve endings in my neck are all worn away, because not once have I found a tag itchy.  I should probably get that checked out.
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: AmandaGal on January 04, 2007, 09:23:24 PM
I run around with my tag sticking out all the time [sigh].  They really don't make tagless shirts for girls and yes, I could cut them out but I never think about it until someone annoying points out "your tag is sticking out."  YES, I know the annoying thing is sticking out but half the time unless you cut them out or iron them (and apparently both take too much effort for me) in most of my blouses, they just don't set right.  Worse yet is when some strange person thinks it's ok to "fix" my tag.  Excuse me, if I wanted you to reach down my shirt, I'd probably at least exchange introductions, pleasantries and maybe even a dinner with you, gees.  I wish tags never existed.

Now, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Minnesota on January 04, 2007, 09:33:05 PM
The tag doesnt usually stick out until the shirts been worn a couple of times and by then the tag is easily torn off.

Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it ;)
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 09, 2007, 06:51:32 AM
I got my T-shirt yesterday! It is superb! Nice heavy duty yet soft fabric, and extra-comfy! Woohoo !
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Steve-O on January 09, 2007, 02:24:50 PM
Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 09, 2007, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Steve-O on January 09, 2007, 02:24:50 PM
Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!

Wow...the most economical band name ever!  That name would save you about $50!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 09, 2007, 06:51:52 PM
Quote from: Steve-O on January 09, 2007, 02:24:50 PM
Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!

My band's name is almost the same except it's XXL... we're gonna be big!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: AmandaGal on January 09, 2007, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Minnesota on January 04, 2007, 09:33:05 PM
Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it ;)

Do I?  Thanks a bunch Minnesota!!

???

Hey, wait a minute!
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 10, 2007, 12:54:24 AM
QuoteNow, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!

Actually you could just keep swatting them.  I see two things possible happening:

1.  You would end up with a huge pile dead elf corpses, therefore never go hungry again.

2.  if each elf has to get smaller than the other at some point there would be one so small that it would be impossible to see and or hear it, thus making it for all intents and purposes not exist.
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: Minnesota on January 10, 2007, 01:19:57 AM
Quote from: AmandaGal on January 09, 2007, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Minnesota on January 04, 2007, 09:33:05 PM
Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it ;)

Do I?  Thanks a bunch Minnesota!!

???

Hey, wait a minute!
all in fun ;) still luv ya girl
Title: Re: I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 10, 2007, 08:06:29 AM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 10, 2007, 12:54:24 AM
QuoteNow, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!

Actually you could just keep swatting them.  I see two things possible happening:

1.  You would end up with a huge pile dead elf corpses, therefore never go hungry again.

2.  if each elf has to get smaller than the other at some point there would be one so small that it would be impossible to see and or hear it, thus making it for all intents and purposes not exist.

Don't forget to wear a tablecloth on your head.  Tablecloths have magical elf-warding powers.