*ahem*
Ice Pirates (Space Pirates... or Fake Han Solos)
Sky High (Hero High)
Batman Begins (Bruce Wayne Starts Being Batman)
Fired Up (F*ck U)
Friday the 13th (Friday the 1st)
Coraline (Creepy World)
The Pink Panther 2 (Steve Martin Hates Himself)
Slumdog Millionaire (Millions 2: More Millions)
Push (Way of the Telekinetic Gun)
The Tale of Despereaux (Dex, The All-American Mouse)
Delgo (Don't Go)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Retard! The Generic Opera)
City of Ember (Bill Murray Hates Himself)
Bruce Almighty (Rod Almighty)
Evan Almighty (Dave's Ark)
Finding Nemo (Fish Finder)
Bringing Down the House (Bringin' Down Da Hizouse)
Juno (Slutty Brewster)
Twilight (Vamp High-ers)
Happy Feet (Steve Martin: Live In Concert)
Ratatouille (Rat-a-Movie)
The Da Vinci Code (Leonardo: The Caper)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Facemelter: Deathbox of God)
Independence Day (Martian Killers, U.S.A.)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (Bela's Dead)
XXX (RRR)
Monster A Go-Go (Monster A No-Show)
Troll 2 (Nilbog!)
AVP:R (Darkness Falls)
Blade: Trinity (It's the Ryan Reynolds Comedy Hour!)
The Amityville Horror (People Don't Listen)
Beastmaster (Rip Torn Hates Ferrets)
Vegas Vacation (The End of Chevy Chase)
Punisher: War Zone (Titus Pullo Blows Crap Up)
The Terminator (Looking for Sarah Connor)
And, for those paying attention:
Dead Alive (Braindead) ;D
meet dave (starship dave)
Back to the Future (Technically It's Not Pedophilia Anymore)
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 21, 2009, 03:53:16 PM
Back to the Future (Technically It's Not Pedophilia Anymore)
To go with that...
Star Wars IV - (I didn't know she was my sister)
Juno: How does a single unprotected sex act qualify somebody as a slut?
My Bloody Valentine (Hey, who want to see an axe IN 3D!)
Life Force: (Naked Space Vampires, starring poor man's Dennis Quaid, who is himself a poor man's Harrison Ford)
Got some more:
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Yes, Gary Oldman is Evil Yet Again)
Lost in Space (Lost Time You'll Never Get Back)
Doomsday (Mad Maxine: Beyond Glasgow)
Unbreakable (They Call Me Mr. Glass)
Batman & Robin (Unwatchable)
The Neverending Story (The Story)
The Running Man (Future Governors)
Return of the Jedi (Muppets in Space)
Muppets in Space (The Final Frontier)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Never Heard of It)
Quote from: gojikranz on February 21, 2009, 03:41:54 PM
meet dave (starship dave)
Meet Dave (It's not Bill Corbett's fault that Eddie Murphy is box office poison.)
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on February 21, 2009, 09:46:29 PM
Juno: How does a single unprotected sex act qualify somebody as a slut?
I thought the same thing.
What else do you call a pregnant teenager?
meh, I guess I'm less puritanical or something then.
No, no, Oops is the kid's name.
Quote from: bratpop on February 24, 2009, 12:54:48 AM
What else do you call a pregnant teenager?
*Insert witty topical reference here*
Quote from: SJP on February 21, 2009, 10:07:56 PM
Got some more:
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Yes, Gary Oldman is Evil Yet Again)
I think a better title would be (Why Is Keanu Reeves In This Movie?)
QuoteI think a better title would be (Why Is Keanu Reeves In This Movie?)
Well played. You seem to be too clever for us naughty people.
Quote from: SJP on February 24, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
QuoteI think a better title would be (Why Is Keanu Reeves In This Movie?)
Well played. You seem to be too clever for us naughty people.
... are you impersonating Cardinal Richelieu too?
It's written Cardinal Richelieu, but it's pronounced "Throat Wobbler Mangrove."
Take off that polystyrene nose!
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (The Silhouette Show)