Right now, mine is probably "I have trouble--sentences every ti-cut off."
he's wearing a sweater... ah but he's not listening, i don't like him...
The stretch marks older than you comments had us in stitches. :D
'Well, that's besides the point, son'
"wh- then why'd you bring it up?!?!"
The "must be thinking of Dick Sargent" joke is very clever. I like jokes that require a little brain work.