Cant believe no one's started a fav lines thread for this one yet.
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly."
"He now knows enough English to manage a Denny's"
Not an exact quote, but...
"They're so cool and hip, they don't even need dialogue anymore!"
"The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedos."
"That money box is sponsored by Barack Obama."
"Cedric and I should re-make Grumpy Old Men."
And the "Deck the Halls" line nearly killed me by laughing so hard.
I've been holding out on this rifftrax because the movie is so very painful. But I finally broke down and got it and I have to say, it was really funny. Richard Cheese was excellent, and I put him up there with Weird Al and that Spidey 3 guy as the best guest riffers.
My favorite lines were the ones mocking Cheedle's insane accent. LMFAO