I learned that the '60s were the '80s, but with older cars!
I learned that the actual Dirtiness of the Dancing is directly proportional to the Optimism portrayed in the song... but only sometimes
also that Baby's sister was unpleasant to a great number of senses
I learned that promiscuity is healthy and natural, but getting pregnant is a mortal sin.
Quote from: skenderberg on September 30, 2008, 08:46:58 AM
I learned that promiscuity is healthy and natural, but getting pregnant is a mortal sin.
...I thought this was common knowledge?
I learned that i did not have the time of my life, therefore I do not owe it all to you.
A dance with the Swayzmiester might change your mind
Quote from: OmegaRowsdower on October 14, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
A dance with the Swayzmiester might change your mind
Do you mean Patrick Swayze or Pauley Shore? Cuz I am pretty sure dancing with either is not going to change my mind about anything, not even my heterosexuality.
Actually I was talking about this hobo down the street, he dances for change.... You'll have the FREAKIN time of your life, and you'll make a few bucks
???
Nobody said anything about your hetero....Ah....I see
*taps nose twice
If I ever run into Mr. Swayze, I'll tell him you're NOT (wink) interested in dancing with him
and I stay as far away from Pauley Shore as possible, so you're on your own there
:D
Quote from: Jonathan_Short_Torso on October 15, 2008, 06:35:46 AM
Quote from: OmegaRowsdower on October 14, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
A dance with the Swayzmiester might change your mind
Do you mean Patrick Swayze or Pauley Shore? Cuz I am pretty sure dancing with either is not going to change my mind about anything, not even my heterosexuality.
What about the BTAmiester?
That's the dance behind the middle school
You'll have the time of 12 lifetimes
....and I swear....it's the TRU-UUU-UTH!
" Do you have sheet music on this stuff?"
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2008, 08:16:56 PM
What about the BTAmiester?
Please believe me, I am flattered, I really am, but I am quite happy the way I am, thank you.
Quote from: Jonathan_Short_Torso on October 17, 2008, 11:18:47 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2008, 08:16:56 PM
What about the BTAmiester?
Please believe me, I am flattered, I really am, but I am quite happy the way I am, thank you.
Cool. I just wanted to throw that out there for you. No pressure.
I learned that even if you hate a man's guts and don't want him anywhere near your daughter, you will not necessarily try to prosecute him for statutory rape.