He could wear a hairshirt and flagellate himself.
He could watch "Glitter".
He could take a big sniff of Harry's used sock present.
Wear a little bird cage thing on his head and have creepy feminist Pagans fill it with bees.
Look in the mirror and come to grips that he looks like Jar Jar shot with a shrink ray.
Yep. True.. At least that little mini Jar-Jar wasn't around through almost the Entire movie!! *whew*
I should correct myself, I watched it again and the little guy isn't very green at all.
What the hell was I smoking?
Ok, well other ways he could hurt himself:
He could leave chalk lying around.
He could insult Guardiana, and then cook a big greasy burger on the stove.
He could ride a bicycle while wearing a hideous paper mache money mask.
Dobbie is the Harry Potterverse Jar Jar Binks. Yet his behavior is that of Star Wars fans after having seen Jar Jar.
Quote from: Darth Geek on August 06, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
Dobbie is the Harry Potterverse Jar Jar Binks. Yet his behavior is that of Star Wars fans after having seen Jar Jar.
You just blew my mind!
Dobbie does to himself the things that star wars fans wish Jar jar would do to himself (inflict large amounts of pain). Maybe there is some psychic mix-up in the collective wish-energy of Star Wars and Potterverse fans. =o
I think what Dobbie does to himself is extraordinarily tame compared to what most Star Wars fans wish Jar Jar would do to himself.
Quote from: Darth Geek on August 06, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
Dobbie is the Harry Potterverse Jar Jar Binks. Yet his behavior is that of Star Wars fans after having seen Jar Jar.
Well you have half of it. Dobbie is what happens when somehow, which does not need to be known, Jar Jar Binks and Gollum have a child. Just look at an image of both of the three of them. Or it may have been those scientist from Jurassic Park breaking gods laws again.
Dobbie could hang around Lenny, Teddy and Natalie and tells lies about his past.
Dobbie could pee on a Transformer.
Dobbie lean over the principal's desk to get his unusual pencil