In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........

[a pretty girl is like]

I would give my inaugural address in the cold and inclement weather without wearing my overcoat.

[LBeria]

....make sure I had complete deniability of all instances of wit battles.

[anais.jude]

wearing something skimpy!

[OmegaR!]

I'd think up something grand to say, but it would come out something like

Ich bin ein Berliner

I'd be on top of the world until the translators came up....

[Courtney]

...make sure he was wearing a condom.

[Thom_Serveaux]

I'm the Gaul to your Caesar; naked and disorganized!

but hey, you have that magic potion that gives you superhuman strength.  So you've got that going for you....

[Dim of the Yard]

... pull on a pair of Groucho glasses.  It'll make me feel at least a little bit wittier.

[Thom_Serveaux]

...be an ape evolved from man and be as an amoeba to you...

[Dim of the Yard]

... begin by calling my opponent a dairy farmer.

[Doktor Sleepless]

......whip it out.

[kodiakthejuggler]

...soil myself. Then I'd regroup and come up with another plan. Any thoughts?

[Action Batch]

I'd say, Why doesn't Lancelot go?

[Tripe]

be selling arms to both sides.

[a pretty girl is like]

I would whine about Han shooting first.

[Courtney]

...drink heavily.