In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........

[anais.jude]

Film it and win an Oscar!

[a pretty girl is like]

Instead of lending it a terrible aspect, I'd just get dust in my eye and go home crying.

[Fortis]

probably hide somewhere until the victor came out...and then throw a dodgeball at him. Thats how the fat kid won a lot in elementary school. The other kids never caught on...hmm

[Courtney]

...be a pot calling the kettle black.  Then I'd get thirsty for tea and stuff made in a pot.

[Dim of the Yard]

... be the one who was paid to hide on a grassy knoll with a sniper rifle and wait for the right moment.

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd be the flower girl in yours and Bellona's wedding.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

dance like a monkey, then throw a rock at the enemy

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

....fling my poo.


(sorry the post above inspired me)

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd fail in my efforts to begin the beguine.

[LBeria]

I'd opt for the lesser of two evils and avoid referencing "Ishtar" at any opportunity....

[kodiakthejuggler]

I'd call on the power of Grayskull to wipe out all enemies.

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd lose track of  you in the sewers of Vienna.

[anais.jude]

I'd make a Third Man refference.....D'OH!

[Action Batch]

wearing something skimpy!

...drink heavily.

......whip it out.

...make sure he was wearing a condom.

I would whine about Han shooting first.

...I'd go fetal and weep.

Film it and win an Oscar!

This is one hell of a thread.

[a pretty girl is like]

I would totally give in right away and say there are five lights.