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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 07:40:40 PM »
I would give my inaugural address in the cold and inclement weather without wearing my overcoat.
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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2008, 07:44:07 PM »
....make sure I had complete deniability of all instances of wit battles.
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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2008, 07:55:14 PM »
wearing something skimpy!


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2008, 08:03:33 PM »
I'd think up something grand to say, but it would come out something like

Ich bin ein Berliner

I'd be on top of the world until the translators came up....


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2008, 08:05:09 PM »
...make sure he was wearing a condom.




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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2008, 09:25:29 PM »
I'm the Gaul to your Caesar; naked and disorganized!
but hey, you have that magic potion that gives you superhuman strength.  So you've got that going for you....


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2008, 09:25:37 PM »
... pull on a pair of Groucho glasses.  It'll make me feel at least a little bit wittier.


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2008, 09:31:09 PM »
...be an ape evolved from man and be as an amoeba to you...


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2008, 09:34:54 PM »
... begin by calling my opponent a dairy farmer.


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2008, 10:45:22 PM »
......whip it out.
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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2008, 04:07:37 AM »
...soil myself. Then I'd regroup and come up with another plan. Any thoughts?


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2008, 05:52:21 AM »
I'd say, Why doesn't Lancelot go?


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2008, 05:59:44 AM »
be selling arms to both sides.


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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2008, 06:59:00 AM »
I would whine about Han shooting first.
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Re: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2008, 07:04:48 AM »
...drink heavily.