How Old Were You When

[Raven]

About 13 when I heard my first George Carlin album.

How old were you when you attended your first funeral?

[Tripe]

22, for my father. Nothing witty to add really.

How old were you when you first had a serious accident?

[therul]

18 (first I remember).  Breaks went out in my 69 3/4 ton Chevrolet pickup.  Going through a busy intersection bounced off of a semi and turned a Chineese resturant into a drive thru, fortunately it was morning and noone was in yet.
3 (don't remember but was told)

How old were you when you realized your parents weren't cool.

[a pretty girl is like]

How old were you when you realized your parents weren't cool.

Very early on.  Especially when I had to wear lame dungarees for third grade. 

This one's really for the over 30 crowd:  How old were you when you first got cable tv?

[Tripe]

25, after I got married and moved to the US, prior to that I'd not even had satellite TV.

However I'm sure you intented that for more of a normal experience so

This one's really for the over 30 crowd:  How old were you when you first got cable TV?

[therul]

About 10 I think.  My uncle was stealing it...

How old were you when you got your first car with CD player

[Raven]

17, the first paycheck that I got after I got bought the car went to a cd player.  (I still haven't bought a car that had a factory cd player stock)

How old were you when you swore for the first time?
 

[therul]

8
15 before I knew it was swearing.  My family was in construction.

How old were you when you first chatted online.

[mrbasehart]

Hmm... I think it was on a MUD on my brother's computer.  Some guy kept following me around until he got booted.  It was a world of inpenetrable in-jokes and odd personalities.  Not like the internet now! 

How old were you when you first brought a girl or boyfriend home to your parents?