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Uh - oh - Hi!
My name is Rude. And this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I... uh... wondered if you could help us. Our car has broken down about two miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Hmmm... Actually this looks like some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. Maybe, on second thought, we'll just try the next mansion over.
So sorry to have disturbed you!
-Rude