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(Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« on: June 21, 2008, 07:57:43 AM »
Nothing complicated, just something that might be fun. Feel free to give an entire list, name a single movie, or quote others from the thread.

So in your own opinion, what are the worst films of the decade (2000-present)?

My list would have to be as follows.
2000 - nothing comes to mind at the moment.
2001 - Battlefield Earth - enough said
2002 - Phone Booth - Where's a Futurama suicide booth when you need one  :D
2003 - Daredevil - The super hero gets his ass kicked and  ... spoiler assumed...lets his girlfriend die
2004 - Ocean's 12 - The infamous, cringe inducing, most poorly written scene in Hollywood history that shall hereto be known only as 'the Julia Roberts scene' .
2005 - BloodRayne - Uwe Boll's worst film (to date).
2006 - Date Movie -  sucks at life.
2007 - Rescue Dawn - Not only does it sound like That Movie... its far worse.
2008 - Ugh, nothing comes to mind yet.
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 08:08:06 AM »
I believe Battlefield Earth was a 2000 release, not 2001. (Yep, just confirmed it on IMDb's Bottom 100.)

The good news is, now you can think of a worst movie for 2000.
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 08:18:27 AM »
Based on my imdb votes:

2000 - Battlefield Earth
2001 - Black Knight
2002 - Feardotcom
2003 - House of the Dead
2004 - Catwoman
2005 - Alone in the Dark
2006 - Wicker Man
2007 - Bratz
2008 - Prom Night

I'm only including mainstream theatrical releases here, but I think this selection holds up pretty well at any rate.   


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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 08:22:29 AM »
I believe Battlefield Earth was a 2000 release, not 2001. (Yep, just confirmed it on IMDb's Bottom 100.)

The good news is, now you can think of a worst movie for 2000.

Cool, thanks for the tip. For 2001, I'll go with Mimic 2.

Based on my imdb votes:

2000 - Battlefield Earth
2001 - Black Knight
2002 - Feardotcom
2003 - House of the Dead
2004 - Catwoman
2005 - Alone in the Dark
2006 - Wicker Man
2007 - Bratz
2008 - Prom Night

I'm only including mainstream theatrical releases here, but I think this selection holds up pretty well at any rate.   

Uwe Boll, can't go wrong there
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... I actually kinda liked Black Knight, but then again I grew up watching Martin.


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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 08:34:32 AM »
Little Miss Sunshine
Day of the dead




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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 08:44:08 AM »
The Black Dahlia.  Ugh.  Even thinking about it makes me want to strangle someone.




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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 08:56:02 AM »
100 percent agree with Little Miss Sunshine. What an overrated pile of $#%.

Kinda funny that both the other movies just mentioned are on my long list of 'rainy day' movies. Day of the Dead (remake) is a Netflix 'watch now' so its hard to turn down "free". Also, for several months now I've owned Black Dahlia but haven't found time (or desire ;D) to watch it.


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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 09:12:59 AM »
It's fucking terrible.  Seriously, watch it just to see how ridiculously bad it is.  The end... I... it rendered me speechless from its complete stupidity.  Holy shit.  I'm having Nam-esque flashbacks even attempting to describe it.




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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 09:24:50 AM »
Everything Sci-Fi Channel "Original" movie made to date deserves to be on this list.
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 09:30:00 AM »
My list is based on more "mainstream" movies.

2000 - Battlefield earth/Mission to Mars/The Next Best thing/Blair witch 2
2001 - Freddy Got fingered/Glitter/Thirteen ghosts/Planet of the apes
2002 - Nine lives/Ghost Ship/Crossroads/Attack of the Clones/The Country Bears
2003 - House of the dead/Gigli/Charlie's Angels: Full throttle/From Justin to Kelly/Kangaroo Jack
2004 - Baby Geniuses 2/You got served/Catwoman/Surviving christmas/New York Minute
2005 - Son of the Mask/The Dukes of Hazard/Deuce Bigalow/Bewitched
2006 - Crossover/Basic Instinct 2/Bloodrayne/The wicker man/Little man
2007 - Daddy Day Camp/Who's your caddy?/Epic movie/Norbit/Bratz
2008 - Love Guru/Meet the spartans/Witless Protection


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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 09:51:18 AM »
Juno.
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 11:07:41 AM »
Transformers (2007)
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 11:23:53 AM »
I can only assume the omission of In the Name of the King is only because nobody here has seen it. :^)


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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 11:44:51 AM »
I can only assume the omission of In the Name of the King is only because nobody here has seen it. :^)

I'm willing to say that choosing any Uwe Boll movie would be like shooting fish in a barrel, henceforth the omission.
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Re: (Opinion) Worst films of the Decade? (2000-present)
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 11:55:16 AM »
That will also acount for the absence of The Hottie and the Nottie.