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What would you look like if you were another race?
« on: June 16, 2008, 08:13:22 PM »
http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/

Have you ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you were a different race?  Or age?  Or gender?  Well here's a site that will try to show you!  ("try" being the operative word.)

For funsies, here's my findings:

Here's the original pic I used:



Were I black, or "Afro-Carribbean", I'd look like this:



Ummm...   Offended... Yeah.

Anyways.  Maybe East-Asian will fare better.



Here's me old and stuff (aka, the picture that made me re-think my stance on Botox):



Half chimp half Court?  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!:



Me as a dude.  Fer creepy!  I'm sending this one to my boyfriend:



And last but not least:



So your turn now then.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2008, 04:54:20 PM by Courtney »




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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 08:23:59 PM »
Kay. Well, here's me playing paintball:



And here's me playing paintball... AS AN ASIAN!



And yes, I'm snarling in 40% of pictures ever taken of me.
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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 09:02:00 PM »
Why no choice for Pacific Islander?   :'(

Anyways.  Here's the base picture:



Eww.
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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 09:49:18 PM »
You appear to be in the early transmorphing stages of becoming Anthony Hopkins.




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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 03:54:36 AM »
Me

 Lady Me

Old Me

East Asian Me

On timeout


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 05:05:58 AM »
Me and my stupid need to always take 3/4 pics, the transformer, it does nothing. :angry:

I'll see if I can get my camera working and take a full face pic later.

"And the truly insane passively aggressively like the posts of those they despise." Eleanor Roosevelt, no, really (not really, she often has quotes she didn't say ascribed to her)


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 12:27:05 PM »
Well I don't take pictures as they steal your soul, but since it is inevitable, here's Mike:



Yeah, that's a trainwreck there. It's not as bad as Anime Mike though!



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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 12:44:38 PM »
Me normally (after a GWAR show)



"Afro-Caribean"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Half-Man Half -Chimp"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"East Asian"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 02:35:22 PM »
Me normally (after a GWAR show)



"Afro-Caribean"



"Half-Man Half -Chimp"



"East Asian"




It looks live various stages of you transforming into a giant blueberry.
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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 06:50:23 PM »
Ok so my camera suck and I used an old pic instead, one when i had almost no hair either on my scalp or face, so i suppose it's a good baesline.

Here's the original


Yep i was peeved with the camera then as well. ::)

Here's me as when I'm Afro-Caribbean:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As and East Asian:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a West Asian:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a girl:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As seen by Botticelli:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

By El Greco:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And by Modigliani
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Manga Me (which actually sort of looks more like a Manga version of my friend Greg I think):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tripe the Ape Man:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And, finally, the way I'll look in my later years when i can amuse myself with the fact that I am Old Nick:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'll try to find a pic of myself with hair and redo the pics :)



« Last Edit: June 18, 2008, 04:59:10 AM by TripeHoundRedux »
"And the truly insane passively aggressively like the posts of those they despise." Eleanor Roosevelt, no, really (not really, she often has quotes she didn't say ascribed to her)


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 04:56:38 AM »
this is an extremely disturbing thread


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 04:58:49 AM »
I think it's rather fun.

Ann want me to do her too. I just need to find the right pic.
"And the truly insane passively aggressively like the posts of those they despise." Eleanor Roosevelt, no, really (not really, she often has quotes she didn't say ascribed to her)


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 01:38:12 PM »
Me normally (after a GWAR show)



"Afro-Caribean"



"Half-Man Half -Chimp"



"East Asian"




It looks live various stages of you transforming into a giant blueberry.

  I tend to think it looks more like various stages of decomposition.


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 02:23:04 PM »
I stopped playing around with it once I tried to morph my face to show me as drunk and it just showed my regular picture. That's just mean.


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Re: What would you like if you were another race?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 02:57:30 PM »
Ok my pretty missus:


As a Black girl
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
As an east Asian lass
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
As a west Asian gal
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
As a boy
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And as an old biddy
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And she's pretty beautiful in each and every one  :)
"And the truly insane passively aggressively like the posts of those they despise." Eleanor Roosevelt, no, really (not really, she often has quotes she didn't say ascribed to her)