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Offline Rattrap007

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Favorite lines?
« on: June 10, 2008, 06:24:33 PM »
I'm about halfway through and I am laughing my ass off. Fav lines so far are:

- Kev singing like Randy Newman
- Optimus Primes colon joke
- Kev hinting about MST3K and Bill being oblivious

I swear this is one of the funniest riffs yet!




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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 09:54:01 PM »
Oh man, where to start.....The Allen joke, the LOL Cats references, the Sonny and Cher joke, the Optimus Prime joke.....

This rifftrax has pleased me. It's hard to pick a fave, but the Sonny and Cher line had me on the floor.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 10:22:41 PM »
Hi! I'm spoiler the cat! I outlive just about everyone on this ship! Bye now!

Kevin: "Just like Rosie O'Donnell!"
Bill: "Can't you think of any OTHER examples?"
Kevin: "Daddy Daycamp?"
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2008, 05:21:58 AM »
I want to add the line:

"Oh great. She's crying again..." right before Lambert get's it. That is all she does. Bitch, whine, and cry.




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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2008, 11:09:39 PM »
Started slow but a real good riff over all.  "This is how people looked after seeing Jar-Jar Binks for the first time" and the "Thank your for flying Northwest airlines" after the self-destruct line were really good.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 09:07:46 AM »
The MST3k Reference was definately a good joke. The Dead Air was very expertly handled. I know it wasn't easy guys.  :clap:


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 12:04:58 PM »
My favorite was during the scare at the end when the Alien's arm comes down by ripley's face.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 08:54:55 PM »
I loved the lines about Ridley Scott's creepy uncle directing the scenes with Sigourney in her underwear.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 02:57:16 PM »
I loved the Henrietta Cat moment

Meow Meow Meow Meow Piss Off Meow Meow.

I laughed so hard I peed a little.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 10:09:05 PM »
The lines about MST3K were definitely my favorites. The whole rifftrax was very funny though.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 04:37:51 PM »
Bill's long diatribe about sluggishly paced, overly ponderous '70's movies (and their audiences) was my favourite "bit" by far.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 02:11:52 PM »
The Randy Newman song.........I have never understood that guys popularity.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2008, 09:30:47 AM »
They are activating their Personal Attack Mummy to kick some alien ass.  hahaha

Changes in the density of her ass?  I hope its not getting less dense!

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2009, 10:38:38 AM »
KEVIN: (fill in the blank)...IN SPACE!!!


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 10:51:25 AM »
RIPLEY: There's got ot be a way of killing it. How do we do it?
ASH (in his British accent): You can't.

KEVIN: What did he call her?