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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2008, 10:13:31 PM »
Writer: I have a great idea for a sci-fi movie! Epic, exciting, action packed!

Producer: I just snorted most of our budget in cocaine. All we can afford is a blank spaceship exterior set and a robot costume (snort) and he can't move much.

Writer: Um...okay. How about aliens try to reanimate people to take over the world...what do you mean it's already taken?

Producer: Too much going on anyway. And try to fit in a chick somehow. And a kid. The audience loves kids. Chicks and kids.

Writer: Incompitant boob.

Producer: (snort) What was that about boobs?

Writer: Nothing!



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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 10:32:41 PM »
Awesome description for Day the Earth Stood Still

Two Guys Stoned Out of their Minds decided they can write a better movie then the 80s crack heads that wrote the originals.

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2008, 09:31:12 AM »
Peter: Hi Stanley. Say, I wanted to make a film about nuclear war. I am sure that within a year or so the USA will be facing a nuclear holocaust,  but our movie should be hilarious, it should be dark and I would like to play 34 different roles within the film. I know It's going to be tough to choose actors for this film, sometimes for you it's slim pickings.
Kubrick: Wait.... what?

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2008, 09:40:08 AM »
Circa the mid '70s

Writer: So dude I was like playing Russian Roulette in my basement and I got distracted by all the coverage of Zodiac, then Rawhide came on. by the time it was over i couldn't remember how many times I'd pulled the trigger so i though I'd stop playing. But then I thought...(pushes script shyly over producer's desk)

Producer: Will there be titty?



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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 09:47:38 AM »
Writer: Let's get a teenage girl, a rich asshole and Jon Cryer together for a movie.

Studio:  Does the rich asshole get the girl in the end?

Writer: Of course. 

Studio: Perfect.
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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2008, 09:53:20 AM »
And the next movie is...

(Pretty Girl you have to tell us a movie to do)


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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 07:44:29 PM »
Gah! I suck! 

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2008, 05:55:54 AM »
Mr Evans can I talk to for a sec OH MY GOD YOU'RE NUDE!

Sure thing buddy c'mon in. You want a cigarette? How about a prostitute?

No Sir I'm fine. Is that Ali McGraw chained to the back wall?

Yeah, she's been a very naughty girl. So what can I do fer ya?


Well I've got this script about bad water and incest.

Have you got any blow?

Yes.

Lets make a movie. Ali cancel my one o'clock.



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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2008, 06:05:08 AM »
Merry Christmas, Daddy! Open your present!

What the hell is this?

It's an Omnibot, Dad!

...Get TriStar on the phone NOW!

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2008, 09:34:50 PM »
Hollywood: Say, Mister Mulcahy, we need you to direct something for us
Mulcahy: Not interested... unless it features music by an A+ rock band, decapitations, and at least one dimly lit sex scene
Hollywood: Done!

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2008, 09:49:33 PM »
Star Wars.

*cough*

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2008, 07:02:45 AM »
Jimmy the Hollywood Exec:  Oh man, I got all this extra jello for lunch. What am I gonna do with it?

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2008, 10:16:43 AM »
(Guy walks into meeting badly bruised)
Guy 2: What the hell happened to you?
Guy 1: Got beaten by some new bouncer last night.
Guy 2: *Ding* That gives me an Idea!

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2008, 11:35:47 AM »
Hollywood exec: Hmmm... which artists have we not made life hell yet?

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Re: Name that movie inspiration!
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2008, 05:41:09 PM »
Focus group at MGM: We've always wanted to see Teri Hatcher and/or Charlize Theron naked in a movie... oh and there should be murder too, and cops... police cops.

Hollywood: Yeah... that sounds like a great idea!!! Thanks for saving us once again!

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