This movie is preposterous and Mattew Elliott took full advantage of that with great aplomb! He gains points with me for making MST3K referrences, first with "watch out for snakes" in "Dark Water," then a referrence to Brain Guy in this one - clearly, Elliott's a long time fan. The whole thing with him obsessing with what might be made of wax had me in stitches.
So many great lines, some favorites:
"Nice place. I think I saw this before on Lifestyles of the Poor and Deviant."
"This is what you get when you mess with a man's cow fetuses."
"Oh, I recognize him. He's from Dawson's One Tree 90210."
"Time for some retroactive birth control."
"To catch a self-absorbed heiress, you have to think like a self-absorbed heiress. Me, me, me, me. No, that's not helping."