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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2008, 01:11:03 PM »
The BBC are saying that the less dense places aren't affected.  It might be wise to avoid cities.


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2008, 01:11:18 PM »
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you'd think there'd be a traffic jam on the freeway

not enough living drivers, i guess


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 01:11:47 PM »
The rest of the office is too fucking quiet.  I called out for someone to answer, got no response.

I'm gonna have to get out from under the desk and see what the hell is going on.  Lost a lot of blood while I was out, but I think I've got it tied off pretty good now.


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2008, 01:12:57 PM »
Chicago has been levelled.  Am writing from the lower levels of the Merchandise Mart.  Please send food.




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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2008, 01:14:27 PM »
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is there anyone in Bakersfield?


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2008, 01:14:35 PM »
Most of Canada is safe.

We saw it coming, so we built large igloo's around our cities to protect ourselves from the blast.
We're all just kickin' back and drinking some Molson Canadians right now.


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2008, 01:14:42 PM »
Oh, Jesus.

Oh Jesus God...


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2008, 01:15:53 PM »
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steve are you north? I'm going north.

I'm in San Diego, Greg.  I agree, GO NORTH.

South is... it's bad.


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2008, 01:16:13 PM »
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Bakersfield is ruined, but not blown up

roads are clear

someone was here before me

someone cleaned this up for me


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2008, 01:18:04 PM »
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Where the hell was the CIA during all this?!?

Where's all the fucking soldiers?!?

What the hell is our government doing?!?


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2008, 01:19:34 PM »
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Any idea what's going on in Mexico? Steve-O might be able to duck in there if it's safe.


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2008, 01:19:46 PM »
Washington's gone, Greg.  I'm not sure there is a government at the moment....


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2008, 01:21:14 PM »
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fresno is desolate

scary

everybody there is gone

gonna set up camp


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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2008, 01:21:23 PM »
I just regained consciousness a few minutes ago.  My left arm hurts and I think my right leg might be broken.  Other than that I think I'm okay.

Those of us outside the Twin Cities escaped the worst of it.  But still, there are bodies everywhere.

I'm think I'm going to go outside and check things out more thoroughly.  Wish me luck.
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Re: EXPLOSION IN CALIFORNIA HOLY SHIT GUYS
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2008, 01:22:34 PM »
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can anyone get to Courtney?