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Pick one of these things!

The Black Hole
2 (2.6%)
Artificial Intelligence: AI
4 (5.1%)
Die Hard
5 (6.4%)
The Goonies
4 (5.1%)
What Lies Beneath
3 (3.8%)
Jurassic Park
12 (15.4%)
The Running Man
5 (6.4%)
Zardoz
2 (2.6%)
Batman & Robin
27 (34.6%)
Vertigo
2 (2.6%)
Troll 2
12 (15.4%)

Total Members Voted: 78

Voting closed: November 23, 2006, 03:50:04 AM


Author Topic: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3  (Read 4312 times)

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Offline JonnyFrag

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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2006, 03:34:04 PM »
OOPS!  I clicked the wrong movie...I wanted to vote for Jurassic Park, but selected the one above it, What Lies Beneath.

JohnnyFrag, o wise poll-starter, can you override and change my vote?

Sorry it won't let me do that. If somehow the vote comes down to a close call or something, we will use your vote for Jurassic Park. Think of it as an absentee ballot!
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.


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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2006, 04:08:44 PM »
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Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.


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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2006, 06:44:07 PM »
Oh, Batman & Robin SO has it coming..
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2006, 05:21:02 PM »
I had to go with "What Lies Beneath," largely because I saw that movie three times as drive-in double-features alongside movies I ACTUALLY wanted to see. We kept turning down the car's speaker volume and heckling the bejeezus out of that movie.

"Batman and Robin" is way too easy. However, I bet they could easily get George Clooney as a guest riffer.


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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 05:49:30 PM »
Batman and Robin vs. Troll 2
This should be for the title
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2006, 06:53:52 PM »
I wish A.I. wasn't in competition with other great choices like B&R.  I still voted for A.I. based on my wife's feedback that this movie was worse than "Manos" The Hands of Fate.  I hope it gets due consideration anyway due to its very wretched nature.
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2006, 01:00:43 AM »
Wow, someone else voted for Vertigo too...

I just want to see what many think of as the most perfect movie ever, get made fun of...
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2006, 06:23:01 AM »
Even if Mike would even consider riffing on a film of Vertigo's stature, it just doesn't seem very riffable to me.
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2006, 12:15:10 PM »
Troll I1 !!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, after reading some User Comments on IMDB.com, I am most curious to see this movie...but not without the help of Mike (and guest).


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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2006, 01:22:44 PM »
I just imagine Batman and robin full of bat nipple jokes.
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Re: RIFFTRAX PLAYOFFS HEAT 3
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2006, 01:30:11 PM »
Troll I1 !!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, after reading some User Comments on IMDB.com, I am most curious to see this movie...but not without the help of Mike (and guest).

I just read Something Awful's reviews of Troll II and Troll III...I don't think that there's any way that I can sit through either of these movies without significantly lowering my IQ. Just reading about these incredibly stupid movies makes my brain hurt.
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