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Offline bettertomorrowamy

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That's what she said.
« on: May 03, 2008, 10:07:47 PM »
Form a sentence that can vaguely be recognized as a double entendre
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in the style of Michael Scott.

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"I like butter on my corn cob."

That's what she said.

START

"I just don't want to come over tonight."
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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 09:17:24 AM »
No, you have to plug that into the wall.


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2008, 09:22:08 AM »
That's what she said.

"No, you're doing it wrong."
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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2008, 10:17:07 AM »
that's what she said (and I'm sure BTA has heard that before  >:D)


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2008, 10:18:58 AM »
That's what she said.

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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 12:21:07 PM »
That's what she said.

Hope this doesn't come to blows.


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2008, 01:18:06 PM »
That's what she said.

"I'm going in for Lasik eye surgery."
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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »
That's what she said.

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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 05:54:25 PM »
That's what she said.

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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 06:04:54 PM »
As the actress said to the bishop*

With all this pulling, it's a wonder it stays on.


*which would be the British version of the phrase.


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 06:49:39 AM »
Eh?  Eh?  Know what I mean?  Say no more, nudge nudge!*

Are you sure that that's where it goes?



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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 07:14:12 AM »
Eh?  Eh?  Know what I mean?  Say no more, nudge nudge!*

You stole that from Eric Idle! ;)

"I like them soft, and finished in about 2 minutes."


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 07:19:42 AM »
F'narr F'narr!

With enough lubrication, it'll come off in no time.


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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2008, 10:12:33 AM »
That's what she said.

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Re: That's what she said.
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 12:19:48 PM »
That's what....Hayley Joel Osment said? :)

Would anyone like to stroke my pussy?*

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