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Offline bratpop

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Yo Mama So Legend!
« on: May 02, 2008, 11:27:57 PM »
Okay, I know everybody either hated this movie, the ending, the dead dog, or the Rifftrax. So here's a place to post your burns, criticisms, wishes, etc. as variations of "I am legend." Here are some examples...

If Will Smith is so legend... how come he didn't get some night vision goggles instead of a tiny flashlight?

Yo mama so legend... she even strangles hot dogs... with her mouth.

If I was legend... I'd be bangin sedated zombie chicks all night.

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Re: Yo Mama So Legend!
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 04:38:32 PM »
They are VAMPIRES! >.<
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Re: Yo Mama So Legend!
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 07:17:04 PM »
Much as I wish the movie adhered to the book, dude, they were zombies in the movie.


Yo mamma so Legend, she couldn't get a date with that big mouth bass zombie leader!

Yo riffing so Legend, you couldn't make Airplane funny!
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