
Now to BLOW your Minds

The Alternate Ending was actually The Theatrical Ending they were going to originally use

Then a test audience came along and didn't like it, then they changed it,
Juxtapositioning all of the conversation thus far,
so just reverse everything and you should be okay
As for me

I like the original (not the old original, the new original)
Time to slink away.... into the shadows...