The vampire boobs were extremely creepy. I love that the "sedated" vampire is breathing heavily. How does that make sense?
Mike's impression of other people's impressions of Jay Mohr's impression of Chris Walken is them writing something into the script based on a bad pun that would have been a good idea only if any of them could do the impression. At least if this was MST3k, the bots would have begged Mike to stop, but in my head I still hear echoes of it.
And you know, guys, despite the "bratpop" name brand, you CAN actually contribute something horrible about the movie or the riff OF YOUR OWN to the thread. Every time somebody else posts, "things I found under my sofa cushion," everybody acts like it was an open invitation. Why should this be any different?