Things I Never Want To See or Hear Again

[bratpop]

1. Heaving CG vampire boobs
2. Mike's Christopher Walken impression
3. People repeating lines from Shrek
4. Disambaudio singing

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

4. Disambaudio singing

You sir, are EVIL INCARNATE!!!

[Raven]

1. Heaving CG vampire boobs
2. Mike's Christopher Walken impression
3. People repeating lines from Shrek
4. Disambaudio singing

I simplified your list of things you don't like bratpop and put it all in one handy link.  It can be found here-

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5741;sa=showPosts

















I kid.

[CM916]

I love all things having to do with Christopher Walken including Mike's frequent impressions.

[gammer]

4. Disambaudio singing

What did you think of his singing at the end of Eragon?   

[GLaDOS]

1. Heaving CG vampire boobs
2. Mike's Christopher Walken impression
3. People repeating lines from Shrek
4. Disambaudio singing

I can understand 3. I like hearing Disembaudio sing though, and Mike doing an impression of Christopher Walken sounds hilarious. As for the Vampire Boobage, even I don't mind looking at boobage, as long as it's not on a Klingon woman(or man).

[bratpop]

The vampire boobs were extremely creepy. I love that the "sedated" vampire is breathing heavily. How does that make sense?

Mike's impression of other people's impressions of Jay Mohr's impression of Chris Walken is them writing something into the script based on a bad pun that would have been a good idea only if any of them could do the impression. At least if this was MST3k, the bots would have begged Mike to stop, but in my head I still hear echoes of it.

And you know, guys, despite the "bratpop" name brand, you CAN actually contribute something horrible about the movie or the riff OF YOUR OWN to the thread. Every time somebody else posts, "things I found under my sofa cushion," everybody acts like it was an open invitation. Why should this be any different?

[Raven]

And you know, guys, despite the "bratpop" name brand, you CAN actually contribute something horrible about the movie or the riff OF YOUR OWN to the thread. Every time somebody else posts, "things I found under my sofa cushion," everybody acts like it was an open invitation. Why should this be any different?

I'm not opposed to contributing but I haven't watched the riff yet and this is a really specific thread title.  If it weren't in the "I am Legend" sub-forum you'd probably have some takers. 

[nummy muffin]

I simplified your list of things you don't like bratpop and put it all in one handy link.  It can be found here-

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5741;sa=showPosts

Ooh snap.  ^_^  Raven, you quick wit, you.

[bratpop]

Oh yeah, I wanted to add...

5. Sam's bark. Not that it's annoying, or even bad, it's just really very strange. Instead of saying, "arf" like a normal dog, Sam seems to have some natural slap reverb, so every bark sounds like, "Hubber! Hubber hubber hubber! HUBBER!" What the heck kind of dog says hubber?? At least the evil dogs made normal noises.

[Imper1um]

4. Disambaudio singing

What did you think of his singing at the end of Eragon?   

The end of Eragon was cool and funny since it wasn't high-pitched squealing. But, Dis's voice is a High Squealing already, add in a normal High Pitched Squealing and then you have Ears Bleeding Squealing.

As for the CG Boobies, and the Christopher Walken Impression, it was OK. The repeating lines from Shrek adds to his character...I mean, cmon, the guy just was almost crushed under a car, he had his leg stabbed, and he's been alone for 1000 days...don't you think that you would be that crazy if you had to endure that?

[bettertomorrowamy]

The singing in Eragon was funny.  I can not however condone Disembaudio destroying "Redemption Song" by Bob Marley.  That is a great song.  For shame!