I bet you don't like Captain Crunch, either.
WHAT did you just say to the captain!? Boy, you're seriously looking for trouble.
Actually, I don't like Cap'n Crunch. It's my theory that those adults, or at least quasi-adults such as myself, who love oversweetened breakfast cereal want it because they were deprived of it as children. I, however, was allowed pretty much whatever cereal I asked for, so I don't seek it out now. Sadly, my preference for the blander cereals seems to have no slimming effect on my waistline, however. Maybe I shouldn't eat three bowls at a time. But you can't watch cartoons without cereal! And I watch so many cartoons...