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What does your mirror say to you?
« on: April 14, 2008, 02:18:27 PM »
So, what does your mirror say to you when you look in it?


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 02:21:05 PM »
Either

"Damn, you're gorgeous!"

or

"Damn, you're ugly!"


I can never tell which...


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 02:37:31 PM »
Kill Snow White.


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 02:59:08 PM »
It tells me if my hair is messed up, of if I've got something on my face. Occasionally it tells me if Pak is sneaking up behind me or not.



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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 03:03:45 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 04:14:16 PM »
Look at my Sexy Belly!!  :(
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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 04:20:59 PM »
Freaky 70's shorts give me nightmares and if they have clowns I then require therapy.  :gouge:

Although I couldn't help but like Depressed Hobo Clown Robbie. "Why would one eat when one faces annihilation?"

(edit) wrong thread, ack.

My mirror tells me, "No one will ever love you."
« Last Edit: April 14, 2008, 04:27:32 PM by Lord Dimwit Flathead »


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 05:27:10 PM »
"You need a shave." and gravity's gotten a little heavier today.
And I'm worse than Hitler.


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 05:39:21 PM »
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 07:59:59 PM »
It tells me if my hair is messed up,

yeah, me too  :)


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 08:04:35 PM »
It tells me to stop staring at it.



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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 02:41:20 AM »
My mirror says:

"if you can't stand to be rubbed, you will never shine truly"!

Now...

Is this remark indicative of the mirrors efforts at using it's true-sight to help me realise my weaknesses and then, per se, help me strengthen myself to face this bleak and harsh world?

OR

Is it just being a filthy little bastard?

Discuss.....
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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 05:57:52 AM »
It says "You're a bad clown"



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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 06:08:59 PM »
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....

That made me laugh out loud...congrats  :clap:

When I look in my mirror, it says my tie is crooked


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Re: What does your mirror say to you?
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 11:54:17 PM »
Well, I can't really tell.  The mirror I'm looking into has a funny-looking crack in it.  Hmm...I wonder if it's safe to touch -

GAH!  My hand is stuck in translucent goo!  It's like a Capri Sun commercial!  The T-1000's twin brother is climbing up my arm...up my neck...now it's headed down my esophagus...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then I wake up in my goo pod in the real world.
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.