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Offline bettertomorrowamy

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CAP sins committed in this movie
« on: April 13, 2008, 03:26:33 PM »
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
corporate underhandedness
reckless driving
action violence, repeatedly, some graphic and rather extreme
attempted suicide
contemplation of suicide
massive vehicular property damage
police gunfire to kill
human aflame repeatedly
guns to control
fighting
physical assault, repeatedly
attempted murder, repeatedly
police gunfire to kill
human incineration

Impudence/Hate (I)
eight uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
mischief
egotism
torture

Sexual Immorality (S)
computer image nudity
request for sex, twice, once with implication of acceptance
below navel skin - male, threatening exposure of that which follows, repeatedly
vulgar mannerism to clearly imply a man holding himself through a ski coat
short nightwear in public
adult in underwear
woman stripping to underwear
dressing to maximize the human form and/or skin exposure
camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
womanizing, repeatedly
desire to cohabitate
sexual innuendo, repeatedly
women as toys
excessive cleavage

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
bar, twice
booze

Offense to God (O)
one use of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and ten without
vengeance

Murder/Suicide (M)
murder by choking and being thrown against wall
murder by electric bolt through chest, graphic
murder by electrocution, two
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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2012, 12:54:14 PM »
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
human aflame repeatedly
human incineration

Hey, that's the same thing.  No fair.  Also, is there a crime against human incineration?  There is!  Then Johnny Storm should be arrested for public self-abuse!


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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2012, 12:58:30 PM »
Where do these come from?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2012, 01:11:13 PM »
capalert.com.  The place to go for to laugh at someone who really shouldn't be telling people what to watch.


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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2012, 03:16:19 PM »
Then Johnny Storm should be arrested for public self-abuse!

isn't what happened to the kony2012 guy?
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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2012, 04:45:20 PM »
capalert.com.  The place to go for to laugh at someone who really shouldn't be telling people what to watch.
Neither is Roger Ebert, but I'll bet he's convinced more people to avoid movies than this site ever will.


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Re: CAP sins committed in this movie
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2012, 04:53:27 PM »
capalert.com.  The place to go for to laugh at someone who really shouldn't be telling people what to watch.
Neither is Roger Ebert, but I'll bet he's convinced more people to avoid movies than this site ever will.
I may not always agree with Ebert, but I at least respect his understanding of film.