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Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« on: April 09, 2008, 06:15:21 PM »

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever listen to a commentary track, and listen to the creators blow smoke up your ass for an hour and a half?  Have you ever wanted to listen to real people, horribly inebriated, watch a movie and say what they really think?  Well then, your wait is over, because here is the new Harass Bastards HarassCast!!

The Victim:


The Bastards:
Ortega
Sideswipe
RaYzor


And Special Guest Bastard:
Rude

 Just remember....this is  completely improvised.  We don't script or rehearse.  And we also tend to use naughty language and can sometimes offend people who have no sense of humor.

And here is a sample, Youtubified:
[yt=425,350]HZ-5NDnnIRY[/yt]

Download at your discretion at the link-ity link
« Last Edit: April 21, 2008, 01:10:50 AM by Ortega »


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2008, 06:21:05 PM »
Woooooooooo! the moment you've all been waiting for!

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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2008, 06:22:17 PM »
MORTAL KOMMMBAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

(crappy synth music)

This one was a riot!
Now you see that evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb.


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 06:31:27 PM »


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 10:03:23 AM »
...

This HarassCast is fully endorsed by me: Rude. Because... well, i'm in it. So obviously that makes it infinitely more awesome than any of the other fan riffs out there. Oh yeah... plus i'm pretty drunk by the end of the movie, so there's that too!

Seriously though, this one is pretty funny.
The Bastards were spot-on for this riff of MORTAAAALLLL KOMBAAAATTT!

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3</a>


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 06:13:48 PM »
FLAWLESS HARASSMENT!

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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 09:18:25 PM »
Very funny. While not an official Rifftrax, I think it will be awhile before they get around to this turd. So this is much appreciated.



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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 03:17:59 PM »
I had a lot of fun with this. Keep it up!

How does one get invited to these kind of parties though?


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 05:57:35 PM »
Well we have a long list of potential Harassers, but I think we can pencil you in sometime

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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 06:22:18 AM »
Chesticles!! HA!!


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2008, 08:18:31 AM »
what did you think of the MK Harasscast, Action Batch?

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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2008, 12:25:49 PM »

After the ballgames today, I'm hoping I can find a copy of this so I can join it w/ Spidey 3 for a double feature later on tonight.  I really should try to find a cheap copy of The Crow, too.

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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2008, 12:46:59 PM »
They're selling copies at Target, that's where I got mine.


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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2008, 01:48:11 PM »

Thanks for the head's up, Greg. I should be in luck!

I checked the local Best Buys online, and they're all sold out.
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Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2008, 02:02:53 PM »
I thought the content was very good. It was well paced, even through the completely unnecessary dialogue. I laughed myself stupid when you pointed out they were trying to follow Mellena through the cobwebs that obviously hadn't been moved in a couple thousand years. The Chris Farley "That Veronica Vaughn" bit was hilarious. All the references to controller moves for the game were great.

The technical side, I realize that the delay between you guys is technology's fault. So I guess we just have to deal with it. But the audio levels! Whomever the hyena laugher guy was, was so quiet and PBR, who was drinking Rude was pretty loud. I hate to leave a complaint without a possible way to fix it, but hell, I don't know shit about audio editing.