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Offline daltysmilth

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Hobo Names
« on: April 07, 2008, 06:19:40 PM »
Those of you who have had the pleasure of reading John Hodgman's (AKA The "PC" from the "Mac vs. PC" commercials, or the Deranged Millionaire from the They Might Be Giants venue songs DVD) "The Areas Of My Expertise" are well-acquainted with his list of Hobo names.  So I thought it would be fun to come up with our own list of Hobo names, for the amusement of all.  I guess you would call it more of a mental exercise than a game, but it's still pretty fun.  The rules are pretty loose, just any combination of words and/or a name you can come up with.  And to make things a little more organized, let's say no more than five names per poster per turn.  I'll start.

1.  Flapjack Charlie
2.  Goose Pimple Jimmy
3.  Dick Van Patten
4.  Idaho John, the Potato Kid
5.  Juan Pedro Sanchez, The Irish Assassin
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 07:07:45 PM »
1.  Cockroach Slim
2.  Brownstreak O'Malley
3.  President Bush
4.  No-Touch (touchy) McGee
5.  Alibaster Shakes
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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 09:07:17 PM »
1.  Hatbox Nelson
2.  Breadbox Wilkins
3.  Matchbox 20
4.  The Pheasant Plucker and the Pheasant Plucker's Son
5.  Deoxyribonucleic Acid Johnston
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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 09:48:59 PM »
1. Ride-Um Slim
2. Hot Poker Stash
3. Ribonucleic Acid Samson
4. Cilia Pete
5. Mitochondria Mick


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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 10:00:38 PM »
Smokey Butt McGuffin

Willie the Biter

Lock-Up Louie




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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 05:37:48 AM »
Five-card Stan

Donnie Cinderblock

Big Daddy Small

Chilli Chin Charlie

Walkin' Deadman
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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 10:31:17 AM »
Turnpike Jersery Mike
Mouseman Murphy
Bustop Bill Baggins
Sloppy Joel
Subway's Frank


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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 10:35:00 AM »
Vagabon

Dill sneaker

Caboos

Jesus Lizard

Hobokin

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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 11:36:20 AM »
Dog Poo
Riff Raff
Morris Mccrunchy
The Jerk
Jed Mulligan


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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 01:15:12 PM »
Stoke the Fire Jim
Ramblin' Ron Russel
George Nutkkin
Lurchin' Pete
Demelza Plucket





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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 09:53:41 PM »
1.  Harry S. Truman (No relation to the president, although his middle name is S with a period)
2.  Apologetic Dan
3.  Minty Mindy, the Woman Of Broken Dreams and her Yorkshire Terrier, Crumples
4.  Half A Glazed Donut Jenkins
5.  J-Proof
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 09:10:24 PM »
Homeless Jimmy
The guy  on 24th AVE who thinks he's Jesus
Half and Half Harriet
The Great Antonio
The guy  on 26th AVE who thinks he's Jesus
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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 01:20:55 PM »
1. Scruffy Jim
2. Public Urination Frank
3. Hobo: the Movie
4. El Boxcaro, the homeless luchadore!
5. Dr. Railway Jenkins, MD


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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 03:02:46 PM »
Don't Look Honey
Trenchcoat Trent
Scruffy
Simple Scabby Sammie
Carl


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Re: Hobo Names
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2008, 05:21:45 PM »
1.  The Estate of Boxcar Johnny
2.  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3.  Genius Q. Poindexter, the Village Idiot
4.  Janet, Just Janet
5.  Humorous Name Billy
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104