Hobo Names

[daltysmilth]

Those of you who have had the pleasure of reading John Hodgman's (AKA The "PC" from the "Mac vs. PC" commercials, or the Deranged Millionaire from the They Might Be Giants venue songs DVD) "The Areas Of My Expertise" are well-acquainted with his list of Hobo names.  So I thought it would be fun to come up with our own list of Hobo names, for the amusement of all.  I guess you would call it more of a mental exercise than a game, but it's still pretty fun.  The rules are pretty loose, just any combination of words and/or a name you can come up with.  And to make things a little more organized, let's say no more than five names per poster per turn.  I'll start.

1.  Flapjack Charlie
2.  Goose Pimple Jimmy
3.  Dick Van Patten
4.  Idaho John, the Potato Kid
5.  Juan Pedro Sanchez, The Irish Assassin

[bettertomorrowamy]

1.  Cockroach Slim
2.  Brownstreak O'Malley
3.  President Bush
4.  No-Touch (touchy) McGee
5.  Alibaster Shakes

[daltysmilth]

1.  Hatbox Nelson
2.  Breadbox Wilkins
3.  Matchbox 20
4.  The Pheasant Plucker and the Pheasant Plucker's Son
5.  Deoxyribonucleic Acid Johnston

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

1. Ride-Um Slim
2. Hot Poker Stash
3. Ribonucleic Acid Samson
4. Cilia Pete
5. Mitochondria Mick

[RobtheBarbarian]

Smokey Butt McGuffin

Willie the Biter

Lock-Up Louie

[RoninFox]

Five-card Stan

Donnie Cinderblock

Big Daddy Small

Chilli Chin Charlie

Walkin' Deadman

[nummy muffin]

Turnpike Jersery Mike
Mouseman Murphy
Bustop Bill Baggins
Sloppy Joel
Subway's Frank

[RVR II]

Vagabon

Dill sneaker

Caboos

Jesus Lizard

Hobokin

Oh, & Mr ED

[GLaDOS]

Dog Poo
Riff Raff
Morris Mccrunchy
The Jerk
Jed Mulligan

[Tripe]

Stoke the Fire Jim
Ramblin' Ron Russel
George Nutkkin
Lurchin' Pete
Demelza Plucket

[daltysmilth]

1.  Harry S. Truman (No relation to the president, although his middle name is S with a period)
2.  Apologetic Dan
3.  Minty Mindy, the Woman Of Broken Dreams and her Yorkshire Terrier, Crumples
4.  Half A Glazed Donut Jenkins
5.  J-Proof

[Cibernético II]

Homeless Jimmy
The guy  on 24th AVE who thinks he's Jesus
Half and Half Harriet
The Great Antonio
The guy  on 26th AVE who thinks he's Jesus

[Johnny Unusual]

1. Scruffy Jim
2. Public Urination Frank
3. Hobo: the Movie
4. El Boxcaro, the homeless luchadore!
5. Dr. Railway Jenkins, MD

[Dim of the Yard]

Don't Look Honey
Trenchcoat Trent
Scruffy
Simple Scabby Sammie
Carl

[daltysmilth]

1.  The Estate of Boxcar Johnny
2.  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3.  Genius Q. Poindexter, the Village Idiot
4.  Janet, Just Janet
5.  Humorous Name Billy