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« on: April 07, 2008, 10:21:45 AM »
Some dude left me 5 Million dollars in his WILL!

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From: James.D Hassll Esq. (For Trustees)
Managing Partner(Dugo Chambers)
PRETORIA SOUTH AFRICA
Email: james_hassll1953@yahoo.com



NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST:

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Mr. Edwin Gabriel, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Mr. Edwin Gabriel made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Five Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$5,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Mr. Edwin Gabriel until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Mr. Edwin Gabriel died on the 16th day of February 2004 at the age of 90 years and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support his Christian activities (may his soul rest with the Lord) and to help the poor and needy.

Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant date.please contact me on this email: james_hassll1953@yahoo.com

Yours in His service,
James.D Hassll Esq.



What other scams have you guys been invited to participate in?


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM »
He was part of the helicopter's society? I can only imagine his death was AWESOME!


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 10:30:33 AM »
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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 10:32:04 AM »
I've been getting calls from a telephone number wanting my credit card info, so I stopped answering, then they sent me a text message telling me to call them back.... That kinda counts


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 10:32:58 AM »
THIS IS WHAT THE HELICOPTER SOCIETY ACTUALLY BELIEVES


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 10:36:03 AM »
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Dearest Beloved in the Lord,


It took me time after waiting on the Lord and the divine intervention of the Lord to write you this mail, as we have never had any previous correspondence before. My name is Rev. Father Phillip Jacob, a Catholic priest. I am very much interested in a relationship with you for our mutual benefits and thats of the helpless out there in the world as I have access to what is needed but lack the experience and not in a position to perfect its use. There is an urgent need for me to contact you as I recently have been granted an opportunity to have access to US$8,500,000.00 (Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only). Access to this fund is made available by a woman, who happens to be a member of my parish. She is well known in this community, a major Real Estate Agent and a magnet in environmental management.


Unfortunately she has been living and struggling with breast cancer for almost 2 years now. Though she is unmarried, she has a 12year old daughter and I have been responsible for her care since the outbreak of her horrible dilemma. She has been through a first operation, and though she is to undergo a final operation within the next few days, the doctors have not given her much of a chance to live. She is not aware of this fact and she still remains hopeful that something positive can be done in her case. Based on my last discussion with her yesterday afternoon after service on the future of her daughter should she not be so lucky, she insisted that the fund should be invested. Unfortunately, as a priest I'm definitely not in a position to run these things, which is why I seek your assistance in taking control of managing the fund. I have resolved with her on an agreement that will be drawn up by you on a yearly charge that will be paid to you for taking control and managing t!
!
he fund while half of the fund w

Awaiting your response via; green_pastures@live.com.

Yours in Christ,
Rev. Phillip Jacob

NB: Her daugther presently is sitting for her final college exams this month and will be heading for the university shortly after. Your good assistance in helping her secure admission in any good higher institution close to you there in your country will be welcomed and appreciated.
>:(


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 10:38:05 AM »
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RE:IMMEDIATE ATM DEBIT CASH CARD PAYMENT NOTIFICATION


ATTN: FRIEND,


WE GOT YOUR INFORMATION THROUGH THE CHAMBERS OF COMMENCE, AND WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT OF ($800,000.00) HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS THROUGH SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE DEPARTMENT HERE IN OUR BANK, THIS CARD CENTRE WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY.SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS WAY, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BY CONTACTING OCEANIC BANK ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND YOU ARE REQUIRED TO ASSIST IN THE DOCUMENTATION OF YOUR ATM BY FILLING THE REQUESTED INFORMATION STATED IN THE FORM BELOW. FULL NAMES: __________________________________ ADDRESS: _________________________________________________ CITY: _________________________ STATE: __________________________________ ZIP: ______________ COU NTRY________________________________ EX: _______________ AGE: __________________ MARITAL STATUS: _________________ RELIGION: __________________________ OCCUPATION: ________________________ E-MAIL ADDRESS: _____________________________ TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________ PASSPORT COPY TO IDENTIFY YOU: _____________________ I_______________ HEREBY DECLARE THAT, ALL ABOVE INFORMATION PRODUCED BY ME ARE TRUE.

HOWEVER, KINDLY CONTACT THE BELOW PERSON WHO IS IN POSITION TO RELEASE YOUR ATM PAYMENT CARD.


REV DR. DAN FAVOUR.

ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT

OCEANIC BANK BENIN.

MOBILE: +229 930 129 43

EMAIL: oceanicbankpaymentoffice1@ubbi.com


THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT YOUR PAYMENT AND YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU THE CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-0411) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE ATM DEPARTMENT CENTRE IN THIS OCEANIC BANK BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.


SIGN JOHN MARK. EXECUTIVE SECERETARY.

COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.

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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 10:39:12 AM »
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CONTACT HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK  FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT.
 
Antt: beneficiary,
 
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $850,000 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since for a couple of weeks now. Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and Dr.Wilson the Director Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $850,000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till ending of june 2008.
 
The money was now package in consignment box and was deposited with the HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK, What you have to do now is to contact HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Consignment to you ,For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium.
 
The only money you will send to the HOME LAND SECURITY COMPANY  to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is ($95.00 US)  United States Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $95.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK now for the delivery of your consignment with this information bellow:
 
Directors Name: Dr. FRANK OKOH
Companys Name: HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK
Email Address: homeland4576@gmail.com
Telephone number; +229 93475456
 
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $95.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.
 
Note this. The HOME LAND SECURITY NET-WORK don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of Africa cloths. They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don't let them know that box contents money ok. I am waiting for your urgent response.
 
Yours Faithfully,
Mr John W. Mark.
:angry: And I've got MANY MANY More.. :spammer:


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 10:46:36 AM »
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Dearest Beloved in the Lord,


It took me time after waiting on the Lord and the divine intervention of the Lord to write you this mail, as we have never had any previous correspondence before. My name is Rev. Father Phillip Jacob, a Catholic priest. I am very much interested in a relationship with you for our mutual benefits and thats of the helpless out there in the world as I have access to what is needed but lack the experience and not in a position to perfect its use. There is an urgent need for me to contact you as I recently have been granted an opportunity to have access to US$8,500,000.00 (Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only). Access to this fund is made available by a woman, who happens to be a member of my parish. She is well known in this community, a major Real Estate Agent and a magnet in environmental management.


Unfortunately she has been living and struggling with breast cancer for almost 2 years now. Though she is unmarried, she has a 12year old daughter and I have been responsible for her care since the outbreak of her horrible dilemma. She has been through a first operation, and though she is to undergo a final operation within the next few days, the doctors have not given her much of a chance to live. She is not aware of this fact and she still remains hopeful that something positive can be done in her case. Based on my last discussion with her yesterday afternoon after service on the future of her daughter should she not be so lucky, she insisted that the fund should be invested. Unfortunately, as a priest I'm definitely not in a position to run these things, which is why I seek your assistance in taking control of managing the fund. I have resolved with her on an agreement that will be drawn up by you on a yearly charge that will be paid to you for taking control and managing t!
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he fund while half of the fund w

Awaiting your response via; green_pastures@live.com.

Yours in Christ,
Rev. Phillip Jacob

NB: Her daugther presently is sitting for her final college exams this month and will be heading for the university shortly after. Your good assistance in helping her secure admission in any good higher institution close to you there in your country will be welcomed and appreciated.
>:(


I don't know, this father Jacob seems like a nice person, and you should give me him the money........ it is for a worthy cause after all
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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 10:47:57 AM »
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Crap RVR... if you're actually getting that many SPAM emails, you definitely need a better filter.

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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 10:55:08 AM »
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Crap RVR... if you're actually getting that many SPAM emails, you definitely need a better filter.

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Oh No; they're ALL blocked..
I'm just going back through to pull out some samples out of my junk mail filter to share.. :D :D


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 11:01:00 AM »
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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 11:04:27 AM »
I can't wait for orbital laser cannons personally.  Get the IP from scam spam, look up the coordinates from Google Earth, input these coordinates into the OLC system, and then nice delicious spammed scammers!


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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 11:22:09 AM »

/is not impressed at those scams.




I got one e-mail from a Jimmy Tan (esquire of course) claiming that someone with the same last name as me died and they would make it look like I was his next of kin to collect 12 million bucks. I thought about trying my hand at scambaiting him but then I decided not to since they had my real name. If you got the time check out www.419eater.com and see some real pros at scambaiting.

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Re: Scam O'Clock
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 11:39:45 AM »
Crap RVR... if you're actually getting that many SPAM emails, you definitely need a better filter.

A little compassion here, please.  My boss won't put a Spam filter on the website's e-mail that I have to answer....because he says a customer's e-mail might get caught in it (and because he's not the one who has to plow through them).

I've seen every kind of Spam - viagra ads with full frontal nudity, stuff in Russian, Chinese....you name it.

Sometimes I'll have to go through 150 e-mails just to find 3 actual inquiries from customers.