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Offline linszoid

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Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« on: November 10, 2017, 09:59:17 PM »
Because they only serve white pizza.

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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2018, 02:39:48 AM »
I don’t get it.
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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2018, 04:52:57 AM »
I don’t get it.
Maybe there's a subliminal cock-ring message in there somewhere.. :-X


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2018, 11:06:48 AM »
Yeah sorry, that joke completely falls flat for me too.


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2018, 10:29:49 PM »
Yeah sorry, that joke completely falls flat for me too.

But that’s why the joke was given its own thread; so we can all workshop it and punch it up a little.


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2018, 04:14:23 AM »
I've been trying and trying to come up with a better punchline, but ultimately I don't like any of them because I just personally feel that any punchline comes off as rather tasteless. To put it simply, the answer is not so much a punchline as it is something self-evident.


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2018, 09:00:11 AM »
How about:

"Because they won't use Matzo-rella!"


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2018, 09:23:51 AM »
How about:

"Because they won't use Matzo-rella!"

Nice.

All the ones I could think of calling them out for antisemitism were too dark, dealing with gas ovens and other gas related punchlines.


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Re: Why do Nazi Pizza parlors always fail?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2018, 09:54:59 AM »
How about something a little topical:

Why do Nazi pizza parlors always fail?

Despite his best efforts, Trump can only eat so many pizzas a week.