The wonderful wonderful Bono

[GLaDOS]

 

[BBQ Platypus]

 

I am literally having trouble breathing right now...

[BBQ Platypus]

Ah, unfortunately, Snopes.com has debunked the story as urban legend (and to be honest, I suspected it as such from the beginning).  It's a damn good joke, though.

[gbeenie]

Q: What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

A: Jesus doesn't think he's Bono.

[GLaDOS]

Ah, unfortunately, Snopes.com has debunked the story as urban legend (and to be honest, I suspected it as such from the beginning).  It's a damn good joke, though.

Alas, truth may be stranger than fiction but fiction is usually if not always funnier. 

[bratpop]

Yeah, that story is bullshit. In fact, every time Bono clapped his hands, Tom Cruise was in Africa saving a child from dying. Because he's the only one who can.

[GLaDOS]

Yeah, that story is bullshit. In fact, every time Bono clapped his hands, Tom Cruise was in Africa saving a child from dying. Because he's the only one who can.

I heard the story was that the Super Adventure Club was saving children in Africa.

[tgeorgic]

i heard the hook was on his foot.