BACON!

[Jason Martian]

See, just goes to show you... don't save bacon... EAT IT! 

[Steve-O]

I give you Bacon Tux!



Looks -- and smells -- like real bacon!  Which is extra-super-terrific if you're the sort of person who already gives off a natural aroma of eggs and/or chorizo.

Now I just need a cotillion to attend.

[ScottotD]

http://www.threadless.com/submission/163760/The_Sizzle

[Fortis]

I feel like this picture was taken for the sole purpose of me posting it here...

[Jason Martian]

Ah yes... an oldy but goody!

[Rude]

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Bacon Floss, It's What's For Dinner Hygiene

-Rude

[Jason Martian]

[Shamalama]

Bacony I Pod Covers! Insidious!

karubi (is what it says before "pod")?is beef so will smith can sleep easy and get back to killin zompires.

Now this is what I like to snack on!



bacon flavored chips..hmmmm

[Courtney]

The way to wake up to the smell of bacon without grilling your foot on a Foreman grill:



The Wake 'n Bacon Alarm Clock.  I heard about it on Wait Wait this week and thought it was almost too good to be true.  BUT IT IS REAL.

[torgosPizza]

DO WANT

[Fortis]

The way to wake up to the smell of bacon without grilling your foot on a Foreman grill:



The Wake 'n Bacon Alarm Clock.  I heard about it on Wait Wait this week and thought it was almost too good to be true.  BUT IT IS REAL.

Knowing Michael Scott...he'd still figure out someway to do something stupid with it.

[Rude]

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Gah... it looks like the equivalent of an easy bake oven or something. I'd hate to taste bacon that had been cooked via lightbulb. The three minutes it takes to cook in a frying pan is just fine by me.

-Rude

[torgosPizza]

I think it's less about the bacon, and more about the smell.

[Rude]

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Ahh... i see.
Well, in that case you may be interested in some bacon scented candles instead:



Of course you can buy the lettuce and tomato candles as well, and go for that whole BLT smell.

-Rude

[Courtney]

I'll take seven sets.

But you know what?  That doesn't help me in my car.  Luckily we have...