Oh my God... there's even photographic proof. The bastards.
Although, what the hell is meant by "Intelligent Meat Strips Free?" Do the bacon strips possess cognitive abilities? Are they, in fact, alive and have little mouths and eyeballs? Are they free of meat? Will only vegetarians fall for their diabolical plan? (Which, ya' know... would be fine with me, actually.)
What the hell does it all mean?!