BACON!

[Jason Martian]

If you haven't been keeping up with the RiffTrax Blog... I recommend you do so!

I refer specifically to the ongoing, unfolding bacon plot.
Well... I have it on good authority that it is indeed a plot, and I find it my duty as a resident of earth and lover of many earthlings to inform the people of earth of this nefarious plan.

I have heard word from a friend back home that the Martians have hashed out Plan 10 (for plans 1-9, I suggest you pick up a copy of Legend Films version of   Plan 9 from Outer Space.)

The Martians have been "zapping" your Earth Bacon with sapience rays



and marketing it to the Earth public as "Smart Bacon".



Once consumed this will allow the Martians to take control of the Earthlings mind, and thus take control of the Earth!

Consider yourselves warned!

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

YOU FIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll never get away with this!!!

[Rude]

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Oh my God... there's even photographic proof. The bastards.

Although, what the hell is meant by "Intelligent Meat Strips Free?" Do the bacon strips possess cognitive abilities? Are they, in fact, alive and have little mouths and eyeballs? Are they free of meat? Will only vegetarians fall for their diabolical plan? (Which, ya' know... would be fine with me, actually.)

What the hell does it all mean?!

-Rude

[Jason Martian]

I do believe handing them out for free was part of their plan... don't eat "Smart Bacon" regardless of whether you paid for it or not!

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Oh my God... there's even photographic proof. The bastards.

Although, what the hell is meant by "Intelligent Meat Strips Free?" Do the bacon strips possess cognitive abilities? Are they, in fact, alive and have little mouths and eyeballs? Are they free of meat? Will only vegetarians fall for their diabolical plan? (Which, ya' know... would be fine with me, actually.)

What the hell does it all mean?!

-Rude

[Doctor Who?]

DOWN WITH SOY!

[Dim of the Yard]

Yes, but where does turkey bacon enter into all of this?

Not that there's a large uprising concerning turkey bacon (that I know of, anyway), but I'm curious.  We have it for breakfast every Sunday at my place, and I want to be sure that I'll be safe the next time I pig out on pig-less bacon.

[Fortis]

Yes, but where does turkey bacon enter into all of this?

Not that there's a large uprising concerning turkey bacon (that I know of, anyway), but I'm curious.  We have it for breakfast every Sunday at my place, and I want to be sure that I'll be safe the next time I pig out on pig-less bacon.

Oh don't worry, Turkey Bacon isn't a part of the plan 10...scandal...

Turkey Bacon is actually part of the vast no pork conspiracy started by Old Major. Turkey is not a healthier meat than Pork. The tryptophan is actually the deal breaker concerning those two meats. I advise you to stay away from Turkey hot dogs as well.

Turkey burgers are okay, but only if you have regular bacon with it, otherwise having a turkey burger with turkey bacon would just be weird.

[AmandaGal]

I've had the soy bacon. It tastes like one would expect, DISGUSTING.

What is it with boys and bacon anyway?  The boys at work routinely talk about bacon like it's a god, and they aren't even rifftrax fans.  I can't tell you how many, "Bacon would make this better" discussion we've had. 

When I told them I didn't eat meat their reply was literally, "Not even bacon?" No, not even bacon.

[RVR II]

MMM... Bacon on Chocolate Ice Cream...

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I've had the soy bacon. It tastes like one would expect, DISGUSTING.

What is it with boys and bacon anyway?  The boys at work routinely talk about bacon like it's a god, and they aren't even rifftrax fans.  I can't tell you how many, "Bacon would make this better" discussion we've had. 

When I told them I didn't eat meat their reply was literally, "Not even bacon?" No, not even bacon.

I have no idea, I don't like Bacon and am leading the Bacon resistance

[RVR II]

I have no idea, I don't like Bacon and am leading the Bacon resistance

Communist...

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I have no idea, I don't like Bacon and am leading the Bacon resistance

Communist...

HEY!! there's a thread for that

[RVR II]

I have no idea, I don't like Bacon and am leading the Bacon resistance

Communist...

HEY!! there's a thread for that

Oh Yeah.. I forgot..

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I have no idea, I don't like Bacon and am leading the Bacon resistance

Communist...

HEY!! there's a thread for that

Oh Yeah.. I forgot..

Fun fact - that is the same Bacon picture as Mr. Corbett's "All is well" blog 

[Rude]

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Holy crap... why the hell is that picture here five times in a row? I mean, i don't mind looking at crispy, yummy bacon or anything. But it is possible to edit quotes, people! You are all just trying to tantalize me with these delicious-looking pictures of bacon because you're working with the aliens, aren't you?!

Bastards! Earth traitors! Anti-bacon hippies!

-Rude