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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 08:32:36 PM »
1) i would buy a large amount of land in the pacific northwest and have my dream house built on it with a large private theater in it.

2) i would make said land and house as self sufficient and off the grid as possible for said zombie apocalypse.  including my own hydroponically grown food.  with sheep to cut the grass, cause they amuse me.

3) i would invite you all to live there when the apocalypse happens.  as long as you do your fair share of work and don't cause any problems, anyone is welcome to live there.

4) i would buy a loft for anais and i in downtown london.

5) i would travel around the world, taking a piss on every corner.

6) i would own every movie, mst3k and rifftrax out there.

7) i would own a hell of a lot of graphic novels, if not all of them.

8 ) i might buy an island in the French Caribbean or somewhere.

9) there will be lots and lots of animals, especially dogs to take care of the sheep.

10) i would donate a lot of money to help cure cancer as my one non-selfish act.

11) i might have to be a copy cat and get one of those tanks too just for kicks
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1206562955&sr=8-1


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2008, 02:14:35 PM »
4) i would buy a loft for anais and i in downtown london.

teehee  :-*



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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2008, 07:01:23 PM »
While I think I might do some crazy, great stuff, I know in reality I'd probably turn into Howard Hughes.  I'd certainly start my own movie business.


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2008, 07:06:42 PM »
You just wanna pee into milk bottles, admit it.  ;D
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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2008, 07:08:13 PM »
See there I was thinking he wanted to design bras for starlets.

I personally like the super long fingernails ;D


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2008, 09:23:47 PM »
You just wanna pee into milk bottles, admit it.  ;D

Pshaw, I do that for far less money!

See there I was thinking he wanted to design bras for starlets.

I personally like the super long fingernails ;D

That too.

Seriously though, Hughes' chaotic reign over RKO in the 40s and 50s is a great story and produced some really odd films.  It also gave us Robert Mitchum and Jane Russell... Perhaps the epitome of male and female sexuality in those decades.


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2008, 01:17:39 PM »
I'd get a wee bit drunk.

BTA, I'm sending over a truck-full of Wisconsin's finest microbrews to your place in aiding you on that venture.

... I'd buy everyone a monkey. 'cause haven't you always wanted a monkey?

I would name him, Abe. In return, I'm buying you a case of...



It is...yummy.

If I had a billion dollars...I'd buy In-n-out... :)

Dammit, you beat me to it! Fortis, would you consider placing a few franchises in my neck of the woods? You don't have to expand into Chicago...Milwaukee, Madison, or Green Bay would be super. :)

11) i might have to be a copy cat and get one of those tanks too just for kicks
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1206562955&sr=8-1

Flock, we'll have to mod our tanks for some live-action Battle Tanx action. Also Flock, I'm buying you this...

http://www.amazon.com/Buffy-Vampire-Slayer-Collectors-discs/dp/B000AQ68RI/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1206734877&sr=8-1

Believe. ;)

Lastly, for now...I'm buying everyone at the Round Table a shirt...



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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2008, 02:10:56 PM »
If I had a billion dollars...I'd buy In-n-out... :)
Dammit, you beat me to it! Fortis, would you consider placing a few franchises in my neck of the woods? You don't have to expand into Chicago...Milwaukee, Madison, or Green Bay would be super. :)

I will consider it, but if I am to expand too much I will have to open more farms/butchery's so that the quality of in-n-out will still be better than any other fast food place. So if you open a butchery and a farm that grows everything, I will open a bunch of in-n-outs in your area.

But in turn you will have to send me some of those bunny maceroni stuff  ;D


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2008, 04:17:25 PM »


Also Flock, I'm buying you this...

http://www.amazon.com/Buffy-Vampire-Slayer-Collectors-discs/dp/B000AQ68RI/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1206734877&sr=8-1

Believe. ;)


Yes, buy it for me, him

i was just going to say something to that effect, anais would love it if you got me that


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2008, 06:57:55 PM »
I'd give everyone who slaps Michael Bay  a thousand dollars per slap until he stops making movies.  Then Ice Cream for all.


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2008, 12:37:57 AM »
I will consider it, but if I am to expand too much I will have to open more farms/butchery's so that the quality of in-n-out will still be better than any other fast food place. So if you open a butchery and a farm that grows everything, I will open a bunch of in-n-outs in your area.

But in turn you will have to send me some of those bunny maceroni stuff  ;D

Well Fortis, I wanted to buyout In-N-Out specifically for their french-fry recipe, and then replicate it at my diner. I'm not sure if I would've shut them down altogether if I would've taken them over. I could've offered Dr. Who a position to run them for me. But to no end, you beat me to it. :)

So yeah, I can't open up a butchery, but I will still send over some Bunny Pasta along with some Macaroni and Cheese Pizza...



I'd give everyone who slaps Michael Bay  a thousand dollars per slap until he stops making movies.  Then Ice Cream for all.


I'm buying you a copy of...



...and a 6-pack of Island Wheat to add to the pleasure of the above. ;)






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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2008, 01:11:13 AM »
In no particular order...

1.  Buy a medium sized house on a large somewhat isolated piece of wooded property with a good finished basement that can be converted into a true home theater and a game room.  If my current roommates want to stick together, I'll go for a larger house, or another house on the same property connected by a common foundation/basement.  (Already thought about stuff like that from hypothetical conversations of our lotto pool)

2.  Tell every manager at my current job exactly what anatomical regions they can smooch.

3.  Study broadcasting and sound design at the best college I can get into, in preparation for starting my own recording studio, which I would use to try and launch a voice acting career while recording professional sounding fan-riffs and providing jobs for as many of my friends in the area as I can.

4.  If needed, find a better oncologist for my Mother (she just went through surgery to remove a malignant tumor and thankfully from the sound of it she's already beaten this thing) if she doesn't need that, I'll settle for buying her a new condo or house like she's been wanting.

5.  Start the World Random Charity Organization, which collects money to give to a randomly selected person below the poverty line every year.

6.  Invest in Legend Films  ;)

7.  Help my sister launch her own photography studio.

8.  Buy a new Harley for my Dad.

9.  Re-enact the Joker Parade scene from the 1989 Batman...without the attempted murder of course.

10.  See every single Ring of Honor wrestling event live for an entire year.

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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2008, 10:52:47 AM »

So yeah, I can't open up a butchery, but I will still send over some Bunny Pasta along with some Macaroni and Cheese Pizza...




it could be that i haven't had breakfast yet, but that pizza looks really good right now...oh the carbs...


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Re: One Billion Dollars
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2008, 05:23:16 PM »
I'd give everyone who slaps Michael Bay  a thousand dollars per slap until he stops making movies.  Then Ice Cream for all.


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