Ask My Opinion About Anything

[RoninFox]

1.  What would you do first if you have the ability to time travel?

2.  What would Brian Boitano do?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Do you think Chuck Norris would have gotten the nod for Huckabee's Vice Presidential choice?
Explain your answer, and remember "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

[GregMcduck]

1.  What would you do first if you have the ability to time travel?

Learn the rules of time travel. I'd get an object from place A and put in place B. Then I'd go back a day, and the item from place A and put it in place C instead. If this doesn't create a time paradox, hurray! If it does, well, I'm fucked anyway.

2.  What would Brian Boitano do?

He'd probably figure skate.

[GregMcduck]

Do you think Chuck Norris would have gotten the nod for Huckabee's Vice Presidential choice?
Explain your answer, and remember "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

No.

You should have asked "what would have happened if Chuck Norris got the nod."

[RobtheBarbarian]

Would you mind translating an eight minute Danish folk metal song into English for me? If not, why not?

[GregMcduck]

Would you mind translating an eight minute Danish folk metal song into English for me? If not, why not?

No. Because I do not know Danish.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Are you the legal guardian of John Conner?

[GregMcduck]

Are you the legal guardian of John Conner?

John Conner is a fictional character. The answer is no.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

Are you the legal guardian of John Conner?

John Conner is a fictional character. The answer is no.

fictional says you...what will you do when the machines take over and we must all flee and hide like coach roaches?

what would bilbo baggins do if placed in the same situation?

is your life better than my hamsterssssss?

[GregMcduck]

Are you the legal guardian of John Conner?

John Conner is a fictional character. The answer is no.

fictional says you...what will you do when the machines take over and we must all flee and hide like coach roaches?

what would bilbo baggins do if placed in the same situation?

is your life better than my hamsterssssss?

In order asked, it won't happen, Bilbo is a fictional character, and yes.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Why won't you remove the hotlinked image from your signature?

[GregMcduck]

Because it's still supposed to be there, damn it.

[anais.jude]

what do you do when you're all out of condom?

[RobtheBarbarian]

Given the staggering array of diverse weapons used by various cultures throughout history, each of which is fascinating in it's own way, why do people still feel the need to invent stupid shit like gunblades and buster swords?

[GregMcduck]

what do you do when you're all out of condom?

Then I throw it away and get another one.

If I'm all out of condomS, I'd probably just go out and buy more.